Ally's Tartan Army - Scotland World Cup Song 1978 (the B side too which was I Want To Be A Punk Rocker)
We Have A Dream - Scotland World Cup Song 1982
A Taste Of Aggro - The Barron Knights
Fast Food Song - Fast Food Rockers
Chicken Song - Spitting Image

I agreed with most of your list, but I am the walrus?
A novelty song?

Matchstalk Cats and Dogs!

actually, i agree with 'shaddap you face', joe dolce, even if it did keep 'vienna' off the top spot. it was the almost perfect novelty pop song.

'Them Girls' by Zig & Zag!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU5bnHaLOOI

It's fantastic!

Funky Gibbon by the Goodies - wipe the vocals and its quite a funky little track! Bill Oddie was on TV a few years ago saying that they tried to make it sound like a Sly & Family Stone reject!

My dad loves that song, brings back memories for him he says


They're guilty pleasures of mine

Mah Nà Mah Nà - The Muppets

aparently Midge is still p*ssed off about it now dont blame him, I mean it wouldnt be so bad if Joe had another hit but unsurpisingly 90 % of nivvelty artists are one hit wonders

But if Midge was so annoyed about it why did he keep singing "this means nothing to me"?!!

Fight for this Love by Cheryl Well someone was gonna say at some point.

I joke of course.

The best novelty track IMO was World in Motion by New Order-classic!

If I was going to pick a top footie song it would be 'Back Home' by the 1970 England World Cup team, closely followed by Ossie's Dream by Chas and Dave and Tottenham FC

jilted john is the best one

Peter Sellers also did A Hard Day's Night


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ2s9A0-rC0

and Goodness Gracious Me with Sophia Loren


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3A7B6qtUpU

I agree with the World In Motion by New Order shout. Even John Barns couldn't ruin that song, hell it could be argued he made that song!

Im sure I heard that that was actually from some porn film, lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_Na_Ma_Na

Which was the Spurs song that went like this:
Ossie's gone to Wembley, his knees have gone all trembly, come you Spurs, come you Spurs Was that the Chas n Dave one?

I'm too Sexy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vziUC1IT0wo

If we're talking good novelty songs, how can aqua, cartoon heroes be left out ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBK2BY2uiDI

Another vote for World in Motion

Catch me if you can
Cos I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan

It almost worked in 1990 too.......

Chuck Berry - My Dinga-ling

Jam - Batman Theme

Ray Stevens - The Streak

Dickies - Banana Splits Theme

I'd agree with that.

Anyone else remember "You've Gotta Be A Hustler If You Wanna Get On" by Sue Wilkinson?
I loved that.

Surfin' Bird

http://abmp3.com/download/6933836-surfin'-bird.html

I agree with Surfin Bird!

I remember hearing this song only once many years ago on Radio 1 on a Sunday afternoon when Jimmy Saville used to have a weekly show called (I think) the old Record club-which was basically a run down of old charts from the 60s 70s and 80s.

Once heard never fogotten. I thought is was called 'you go to be a hooker'

So I searched for it on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0HHQ...eature=related

Apparently this is the 'cleaned up version'

I think we should start a campaign to get into the charts