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Old 25-03-2010, 00:10
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Ill start with one. Thin Lizzy

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town.


Er.... Maybe the school? Or the church?
Hey Phillo, try the jail. Its probably gonna be there.
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Old 25-03-2010, 00:18
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I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

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Old 25-03-2010, 00:29
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Neither of those lyrics are crap , strange / dont make sense maybe but not crap
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Old 25-03-2010, 00:29
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Ooh, I have a few favourites from good old N-Dubz:

I can't help myself I love girls

He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes, I was so confused

I was missing yesterday,
I'm pissed I never took your number.
Now your nowhere to be found,
I'm going mad I need you.
And I've been searching all over Facebook etc....


You weren't saying shit wen I was gripping on your pelvis,
Now your try to act up saying that I'm selfish,
Na na I aint ready for no pickney I cant help it,
And it's too late to say I shud of worn a helmet.


And if you want to be horrified please click here for Dappy's absolute masterpiece. You have to see the lyrics to believe it!!!!!
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Old 25-03-2010, 02:10
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Ooh, I have a few favourites from good old N-Dubz:

I can't help myself I love girls

He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes, I was so confused

I was missing yesterday,
I'm pissed I never took your number.
Now your nowhere to be found,
I'm going mad I need you.
And I've been searching all over Facebook etc....


You weren't saying shit wen I was gripping on your pelvis,
Now your try to act up saying that I'm selfish,
Na na I aint ready for no pickney I cant help it,
And it's too late to say I shud of worn a helmet.


And if you want to be horrified please click here for Dappy's absolute masterpiece. You have to see the lyrics to believe it!!!!!
I had a feeling that was where your link would lead...
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Old 25-03-2010, 07:28
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"im as serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer"

snap - 'rhythm is a dancer' 1992
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Old 25-03-2010, 07:31
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'Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball'.
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Old 25-03-2010, 07:59
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Just dance's lyrics are pretty crap but it's such a good song
3 words by cheryl and will are quite horrendous.
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Old 25-03-2010, 11:50
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NDubz, Lady Gaga, Cheryl Cole, Black Eyed Peas, Taio Cruz, Katy Perry are all pretty crap and unoriginal lyricists imo
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Old 25-03-2010, 11:56
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NDubz, Lady Gaga, Cheryl Cole, Black Eyed Peas, Taio Cruz, Katy Perry are all pretty crap and unorigional lyricists imo
I agree with all of the above.
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Old 25-03-2010, 13:09
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Anyone who sings 'wave your hands in the air like you just don't care' deserves to be punched
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Old 25-03-2010, 13:36
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I do like the song It Wasn't Me by Shaggy, but the line:

'Seeing is believing so you better change your specs'

...always made me cringe.
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Old 25-03-2010, 13:48
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I agree with all of the above.
M-E T-O-O
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Old 25-03-2010, 14:09
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The Black Eyed Peas are awful lyricists but particularly -

'I'm so 3008, you're so 2000 and late.'
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Old 25-03-2010, 14:20
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I see what you did there.

I like some of Black Eyed Peas music but they do have some daft lyrics -

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)


WTH??!
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Old 25-03-2010, 16:05
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The Black Eyed Peas are awful lyricists but particularly -

'I'm so 3008, you're so 2000 and late.'
I proper cringe at that line
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Old 25-03-2010, 16:33
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Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,
Im a star and I bought my ****ing cast out,
I live a very very very wild lifestyle,
Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out,
I used to listen to you dont wanna bring arms house
I got so many clothes I keeps em in ma aunts house,
Disturbing London baby we about to branch out,
Soon ill be the king like Prince Charles Child, Yeah!

Yeah, yeah and there aint nobody fresher
Semester to semester, ravin with the freshers
20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser
ClC Kompressor, just in case that dont impress her
Say hello to dexter, say hello to uncle fester
Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors
G-Shocks I got a crazy don collection
Haters, I cant ****in hear your reception

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until we pass out.

(so) Let it rain,
Let it pour away,
We wont come down,
Until we hit the ground and pass out!

This shit was meant to last me 24 hrs man

Yeah, They say hello, they say ola and they say bonjour,
Im pissed I never got to fly on a concord,
I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,
Im ****ing crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,

Its not actually a bad song but those two lines are so corny and really make me laugh
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Old 25-03-2010, 16:35
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Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,
Im a star and I bought my ****ing cast out,
I live a very very very wild lifestyle,
Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out,
I used to listen to you dont wanna bring arms house
I got so many clothes I keeps em in ma aunts house,
Disturbing London baby we about to branch out,
Soon ill be the king like Prince Charles Child, Yeah!

Yeah, yeah and there aint nobody fresher
Semester to semester, ravin with the freshers
20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser
ClC Kompressor, just in case that dont impress her
Say hello to dexter, say hello to uncle fester
Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors
G-Shocks I got a crazy don collection
Haters, I cant ****in hear your reception

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until we pass out.

(so) Let it rain,
Let it pour away,
We wont come down,
Until we hit the ground and pass out!

This shit was meant to last me 24 hrs man

Yeah, They say hello, they say ola and they say bonjour,
Im pissed I never got to fly on a concord,
I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,
Im ****ing crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,

Its not actually a bad song but those two lines are so corny and really make me laugh
The hills reference is just like.... wtf
Never noticed the addams family ones as well. OMG how corny
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Old 25-03-2010, 17:40
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Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,
Im a star and I bought my ****ing cast out,
I live a very very very wild lifestyle,
Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out,
I used to listen to you dont wanna bring arms house
I got so many clothes I keeps em in ma aunts house,
Disturbing London baby we about to branch out,
Soon ill be the king like Prince Charles Child, Yeah!

Yeah, yeah and there aint nobody fresher
Semester to semester, ravin with the freshers
20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser
ClC Kompressor, just in case that dont impress her
Say hello to dexter, say hello to uncle fester
Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors
G-Shocks I got a crazy don collection
Haters, I cant ****in hear your reception

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until we pass out.

(so) Let it rain,
Let it pour away,
We wont come down,
Until we hit the ground and pass out!

This shit was meant to last me 24 hrs man

Yeah, They say hello, they say ola and they say bonjour,
Im pissed I never got to fly on a concord,
I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,
Im ****ing crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,

Its not actually a bad song but those two lines are so corny and really make me laugh
Yeah I love the song but the lyrics don't live up to the standard of the brilliant production.
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Old 25-03-2010, 17:43
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Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,
Im a star and I bought my ****ing cast out,
I live a very very very wild lifestyle,
Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out,
I used to listen to you dont wanna bring arms house
I got so many clothes I keeps em in ma aunts house,
Disturbing London baby we about to branch out,
Soon ill be the king like Prince Charles Child, Yeah!

Yeah, yeah and there aint nobody fresher
Semester to semester, ravin with the freshers
20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser
ClC Kompressor, just in case that dont impress her
Say hello to dexter, say hello to uncle fester
Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors
G-Shocks I got a crazy don collection
Haters, I cant ****in hear your reception

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until we pass out.

(so) Let it rain,
Let it pour away,
We wont come down,
Until we hit the ground and pass out!

This shit was meant to last me 24 hrs man

Yeah, They say hello, they say ola and they say bonjour,
Im pissed I never got to fly on a concord,
I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,
Im ****ing crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,

Its not actually a bad song but those two lines are so corny and really make me laugh
Was going to mention that too.
Those lyrics are absolutely dreadful.

Possibly the worst ever, based on quality AND quantity!!

The Bonjour/Concorde/Scunthorpe bit in particular makes me cringe.
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Old 25-03-2010, 17:47
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most of ndubz stuff.
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Old 25-03-2010, 18:25
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Cheryl Cole's singles (haven't heard the album, but I presume that isn't any better?)
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Old 25-03-2010, 18:31
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i think single ladies and womanizer have to be the worst lyrics of recent memory. I like(ish) the songs, but the lyrics are dreadful. Just repeating the same few words over and over and over and over.

And over.
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Old 25-03-2010, 18:34
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Even as a massive Queen fan, and even though he has written some cracking songs with very scathing lyrics from a socially critical/protest viewpoint, I have to say that Queen Drummer Roger Taylor has written some right doozies.

The most infamous amongst Queen fans (and often cited amongst purists who just hate any of the band doing solo material) is this little wonder:

(Final Destination)
Maybe it's just a feeling, every time we meet,
But you hit me right out of the blue,
From all those people, out on the streets.
And if one time you told me,
That you loved me, heaven knows,
I would feel that I could ski, right off the bridge of your pretty nose


In fairness though, he remade the song some ten years later ( a MUCH better version) where he omitted that line.
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Old 25-03-2010, 18:42
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Razorlight - Golden Touch

"And I met a girl
she asked me my name
I told her what it was"

James Blunt - You're Beautiful

"She smiled at me on the subway, she was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that, cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful, you're beautiful......"

His plan was to make a statement? Dirge.
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