I have to register my despair at my 'Divine Ponytail' thread being deleted; I had been planning on giving a lengthy retort to the sycophantic, backslapping, canned vitriol, lmao and lol for no apparent comical or rational reason, gang of four. The first off these human tragedies was a lady with the electric6 username. This one was on a contrived moralistic crusade, the best compliment I can pay her is that her style of fabricated over reaction and her classic 'that’s not pc', quote (sorry I can't take anyone who says that serious) was pure quintessential tabloid hack fare. Interjecting her self into a conversation I was having with another FM in which I was quoting dialogue from Sacha Baron Coen's 'Borat' character. This light hearted exchange of comedic dialogue was seized upon by the desperate, aspiring tabloid sub editor Ms Electric. She had smelt blood, I quoted Borat as saying "I would like a woman with no history of retardation and no Jews" within the context of the conversation I was involved in it was clear that I was sharing some common ground with another fm who finds the Socially repressed Kazakhstany with homosexual dalliances equally as funny. I can understand and accept that electric 6 has never encountered this comic creation before and could not relate to the 'in' nature of the humour but what is completely not acceptable are the calculated, contrived and pathetic attempts to brand me anti Semitic (those Ex BB housemate in ‘Anti Semite Shame’ headlines no doubt formulating in he small mind). Electric you are perhaps one of the most dangerous forms of character in that you are intellectually redundant but believe you are quite the reverse. Even taken out of context your accusations are ludicrous and offensive. It is perhaps the very heart of bigotry and prejudice to deny someone the right to pass judgment on another persons ethnic back ground. I can’t help but think of an incident in which the African American, civil rights film maker Spike Lee questioned Quentin Tarantino’s right to make the black issues movie Jackie Brown. It was quite obvious for any decent rational human being to decipher with whom the racial prejudice lied with in that case, as I think it is now. Although not strictly an issue of race I can still smell the same stench of denial in your attempts to inflame a harmless situation. I ask you to explain what is racist about the statement ‘no Jews’? Having lived with a Jewish family for six months in New York I could quite simply have been stating my preference due to experience of high maintenance Jewish women. I feel it is of paramount importance that society can detach itself from the falsified sincerity of political correctness and actually confront issues of race or ethniticity with genuine humour. About one month ago I had the wonderfully rewarding experience of doing an interview for Scotland’s only radio station dedicated to the blind and visually impaired. From the Dj to the producers to the script writers, everyone at the station was blind or visually impaired. During the course of the extremely enjoyable interview in which I had been quizzed on a wide range of subject matter and current affairs I remarked that I felt David Blunkett was a glaring example of positive discrimination, The Dj wasn’t offended or taken aback he just disagreed with me in a non personal rational manner. After this I asked him (light heartedly) why it was that blind people got the best seats at football matches? He was extremely self-deprecating and took what I said as a positive aspect on the affect of blind people’s integration in society. The reason I mention this is because I believe any reasonably intelligent Jewish person would not have interpited what I said as offensive. It was simply your own agenda to appear melodramatic, and probably try and compensate for the range of shortcomings you have in your every day life. You accuse me of being desperate by posting on a Big Brother fans forum but you yourself seem to have been logged on to this forum constantly for the past twenty four hours. I see nothing wrong with this either, you enjoy posting on DS as do I and that is what I am a regular poster on a range of subjects. Finally this seemingly overwhelming enjoyment for constantly talking about the size of my penis. Irrespective of weather I am hung like a tiny terrapin or carrying the kind of tackle you’d normally associate with a Grand National winner, I’m sorry I think penis jokes are for ‘Finchie’ from the Office or Alf Garnet or even worse Jim Davidson. That was the main reason I had mistaken your sexual gender as I took your prose as that of a repressed macho numskull. On reflection I can now vividly see a scorned and failed woman who listens too Tony Robbins self help tapes in between a bit of Morrissey. I feel your pain sweetheart. Okay back on the subject of the male reproductive organ, Last night there was another like minded simpleton forum dwelling from memory I think her user name was Katiemieoww or words to that effect. To be quite honest my cherub reading between the tan lines of your post’s which I can only imagine you typed out during a ‘Peach Schnapps and Atomic Kitten Council Estate Single Mothers With Corn Weaves Night’. The cliché ridden ‘size matters’ and you’ve got a ‘small one’ comments say to me that you have no doubt been rendered a complete ruin downstairs after your night of passion as a 14 year old with that Turkish waiter on the package holiday that your bow-legged Mother took you on (Jim Davidson would be proud). Sephanoos to cut to the point your purpose on these forums is a noble one you are the applauding seal for the clever dolphins, the endless quotations and wonderful laughter at almost every over scripted, shitey comment that your buddies make is simply uninspiring and repetitive. My favorite was your glorious support of the ‘what all 8 stone of you?’ comment that was made as a reply to my Borat’s ‘I will crush you’, sorry amigo but at 6’3” tall and 14 stone I just don’t geddit Seinfeld. In short there are millions of you across the globe, never muttering an original line or concept, your only crime is being a mundane self-parody. Finally the FM Flossie, I had been aware of this diligent soul’s other work on the official channel 4 forum. All I can say is the only explanation for someone who seems to take so much enjoyment out of belittling and ridiculing teenage supporters to the point were you neutralize almost every tired an overused word going for that same petty, obsessed, vitriolic final say on things, is the distinct possibility that this cantankerous existence is in direct relation to the nature of you physicality. Flossie I’m not sure which sexual gender you come from but I’m pretty sure that you are the definitive proof that human conception is possible through anal sex.
Go on, force yourself 
