Hypothesis:
Andrew Lloyd Webber says to Tamsin Outhwaite, ok, they're all marvellous aren't they (blah blah) but there's one girl in your group who a bit special. Would you mind terribly singling her out - obliquely of course?
Come the show:
Tamsin does her job. "There's one who's perfect".
Graham Norton's question script, sorry "banter": "So basically you've got the winner, Tamsin".
"Yes.
Andrew Lloyd Webber praises Tamsin Outhwaite to the rafters.
The chosen one's first line in the following song is "What a set-up - holy cow!"
And then, because us viewers don't like to be steered too obviously, Andrew fulsomely praises one of the OTHER girls in that group, while it is obvious we are all trying to work out who the "perfect" Dorothy is.
BUT...he exposes himself with one of the classic giveaways - he touches his nose, which is a classic sign of lying (when you fib the blood rushes to your nose - Pinocchio was onto something)
He also looks ridiculously pleased with himself. The man is an open book.
...and sure enough, the extremely highly praised Dorothy bizarrely does not go through.
Instead, of the two that go through, one is the rankest of the rank outsiders in the betting.
Ergo, it is abundantly clear who Tamsin Outhwaite was asked, sorry said of her own accord was the perfect Dorothy. Who Graham Norton was scripted to describe as the winner.
And it also happens to be the one who struck me on the non-live shows as the obvious winner.
She'd better not let me down, as I have now put some serious money where my mouth is!
Andrew Lloyd Webber says to Tamsin Outhwaite, ok, they're all marvellous aren't they (blah blah) but there's one girl in your group who a bit special. Would you mind terribly singling her out - obliquely of course?
Come the show:
Tamsin does her job. "There's one who's perfect".
Graham Norton's question script, sorry "banter": "So basically you've got the winner, Tamsin".
"Yes.
Andrew Lloyd Webber praises Tamsin Outhwaite to the rafters.
The chosen one's first line in the following song is "What a set-up - holy cow!"
And then, because us viewers don't like to be steered too obviously, Andrew fulsomely praises one of the OTHER girls in that group, while it is obvious we are all trying to work out who the "perfect" Dorothy is.
BUT...he exposes himself with one of the classic giveaways - he touches his nose, which is a classic sign of lying (when you fib the blood rushes to your nose - Pinocchio was onto something)
He also looks ridiculously pleased with himself. The man is an open book.
...and sure enough, the extremely highly praised Dorothy bizarrely does not go through.
Instead, of the two that go through, one is the rankest of the rank outsiders in the betting.
Ergo, it is abundantly clear who Tamsin Outhwaite was asked, sorry said of her own accord was the perfect Dorothy. Who Graham Norton was scripted to describe as the winner.
And it also happens to be the one who struck me on the non-live shows as the obvious winner.
She'd better not let me down, as I have now put some serious money where my mouth is!



