I hate the fact that the results show is on the fallowing evening.
Over The Rainbow Non-Appreciation thread
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Originally Posted by sofakat:
“No, they get sucked to death by The Lord.”
“No, they get sucked to death by The Lord.”
... doubtless with the Sucking a Lemon face that he seems to have on permamently
As reality shows pinch most of the contestants from Eastenders - I think the role of Toto should go to either Wellard or Ethel Skinner's Little Willy. My cat Sami is a very good actress and a lovely singer and extremely athletic and graceful - I wonder if I should put her forward for the part - she's very talented.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Oh fab! We all all the nitty gritty details please. Please let us know if the Lord is as batty as we think he is, if Charlotte is valiantly stifling her boredom , etc, etc and all the rest.
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“Oh fab! We all all the nitty gritty details please. Please let us know if the Lord is as batty as we think he is, if Charlotte is valiantly stifling her boredom , etc, etc and all the rest.
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Oh I will sofakat
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Does the losing Jelly Baby get to sing Over the Rainbow before getting their head bitten off?”
“Does the losing Jelly Baby get to sing Over the Rainbow before getting their head bitten off?”
News Alert: The three discarded Jelly Babies are replacing the three current Sugababes.
The newly revised group will be known as the SugaJellyBabes.
Originally Posted by Flamethrower100:
“I hate the fact that the results show is on the fallowing evening.”
“I hate the fact that the results show is on the fallowing evening.”
Is it really?
I did actually wonder what Gary Lineker, Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson were doing on the judges panel?
Originally Posted by LemonadeMan:
“I am sooooooooo glad Barrowman isn't on it this year. He drives me insane.”
“I am sooooooooo glad Barrowman isn't on it this year. He drives me insane.”
I'm not finding the new guy to be much of an improvement. He talks out of his backside most of the time.
Originally Posted by LaurieMarlow:
“I'm not finding the new guy to be much of an improvement. He talks out of his backside most of the time.”
“I'm not finding the new guy to be much of an improvement. He talks out of his backside most of the time.”
Ain't THAT the truth!
Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“News Alert: The three discarded Jelly Babies are replacing the three current Sugababes.
The newly revised group will be known as the SugaJellyBabes.
”
“News Alert: The three discarded Jelly Babies are replacing the three current Sugababes.
The newly revised group will be known as the SugaJellyBabes.
”
LOLOLOL
Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“News Alert: The three discarded Jelly Babies are replacing the three current Sugababes.
The newly revised group will be known as the SugaJellyBabes.
”
“News Alert: The three discarded Jelly Babies are replacing the three current Sugababes.
The newly revised group will be known as the SugaJellyBabes.
”
Do you think The Lord would bite off the heads of the newly formed SugaJellyBabes and reinvent a new group with Himself as the lead singer backed by John P and Graham Norton - known as the YuckyJellyBellies!?
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“... doubtless with the Sucking a Lemon face that he seems to have on permamently”
“... doubtless with the Sucking a Lemon face that he seems to have on permamently”
You wouldn't put that Sucking a Lemon face near the milk would you? His facial expressions make my flesh crawl and sometimes I do inwardly squirm - uggggh.
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I find the faces on the green ones are not expressive enough for musical theatre.
The Pink ones are rubbish at dancing.
The yellow ones are too old.
Does the losing Jelly Baby get to sing Over the Rainbow before getting their head bitten off?
Nice review by Monkseal on wordpress BTW”
“I find the faces on the green ones are not expressive enough for musical theatre.
The Pink ones are rubbish at dancing.
The yellow ones are too old.
Does the losing Jelly Baby get to sing Over the Rainbow before getting their head bitten off?
Nice review by Monkseal on wordpress BTW”
Thanks!
I eagerly await 17 pages of debate over whether Dorothy could be one of the black ones.
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Thanks!
I eagerly await 17 pages of debate over whether Dorothy could be one of the black ones.”
“Thanks!
I eagerly await 17 pages of debate over whether Dorothy could be one of the black ones.”
I knew someone would take the bait!
Originally Posted by Flamethrower100:
“I hate the fact that the results show is on the fallowing evening.”
“I hate the fact that the results show is on the fallowing evening.”
I dont like it either, but hopefully in future we can get a reliable spoiler Saturday evening.
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Thanks!
I eagerly await 17 pages of debate over whether Dorothy could be one of the black ones.”
“Thanks!
I eagerly await 17 pages of debate over whether Dorothy could be one of the black ones.”
I doubt it.
Granted there might be a couple initially in the packet, but they would doubtless be carefully moved aside and neatly concealed in a box of Liquorice Allsorts.
Originally Posted by isopap:
“Hello all,
So far I've only managed to watch about 20 minutes of this show, and have yet to learn anyone's name, however my shallow opinions thus far is that the girl who went first seems a bit annoying and has a voice I really don't want to listen to for the next few weeks of tuning in properly and that the wild card girl wasn't that great either. I did quite like the one that went second though.
Also is it wrong that I'm more excited about there being a non-appreciation thread than I am about the show itself?
Iso”
“Hello all,
So far I've only managed to watch about 20 minutes of this show, and have yet to learn anyone's name, however my shallow opinions thus far is that the girl who went first seems a bit annoying and has a voice I really don't want to listen to for the next few weeks of tuning in properly and that the wild card girl wasn't that great either. I did quite like the one that went second though.
Also is it wrong that I'm more excited about there being a non-appreciation thread than I am about the show itself?
Iso”
In order, you mean Stephanie, Emilie and Lauren.
Can I unappreciate the fact that we have to SEE ALW during the girls' performances? They don't show the judges. His expressions never match what he has to say anyway!
And the shoes! Noooooooooooooooooo.
The piggies were cute but I don't need to see the girls chasing them around the farmyard, I want to see them acting and dancing and singing. (The girls I mean - although you never know, the pigs might be good!)
Originally Posted by reclinewithme:
“The piggies were cute but I don't need to see the girls chasing them around the farmyard, I want to see them acting and dancing and singing. (The girls I mean - although you never know, the pigs might be good!)”
“The piggies were cute but I don't need to see the girls chasing them around the farmyard, I want to see them acting and dancing and singing. (The girls I mean - although you never know, the pigs might be good!)”
Yeah, they could rename the show as 'Over The Bacon Slicer.'
Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“I doubt it.
Granted there might be a couple initially in the packet, but they would doubtless be carefully moved aside and neatly concealed in a box of Liquorice Allsorts.”
“I doubt it.
Granted there might be a couple initially in the packet, but they would doubtless be carefully moved aside and neatly concealed in a box of Liquorice Allsorts.”
I'm not eating any of them until we get rid of the one where Andrew bit the head off, gave it a bit of a chew, but then spat it back into the packet because it tasted disgusting. They've done a particularly poor job of reconstructing it as well.
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“I'm not eating any of them until we get rid of the one where Andrew bit the head off, gave it a bit of a chew, but then spat it back into the packet because it tasted disgusting. They've done a particularly poor job of reconstructing it as well.”
“I'm not eating any of them until we get rid of the one where Andrew bit the head off, gave it a bit of a chew, but then spat it back into the packet because it tasted disgusting. They've done a particularly poor job of reconstructing it as well.”
Now is that any way to talk about Sarah Brightman?
Originally Posted by reclinewithme:
“The piggies were cute but I don't need to see the girls chasing them around the farmyard, I want to see them acting and dancing and singing. (The girls I mean - although you never know, the pigs might be good!)”
“The piggies were cute but I don't need to see the girls chasing them around the farmyard, I want to see them acting and dancing and singing. (The girls I mean - although you never know, the pigs might be good!)”
And if one is booted out and sits on the moon ,the girls and pigs can all shout in unison
" And pigs might fly "
Originally Posted by Abbasolutely 40:
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And if one is booted out and sits on the moon ,the girls and pigs can all shout in unison
" And pigs might fly "”
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And if one is booted out and sits on the moon ,the girls and pigs can all shout in unison
" And pigs might fly "”
I'm wondering what songs the pigs could actually sing?
Any ideas?
How about the Carpenters classic 'We've Only Just Ba-con'?
Or Cliff Richards' number one 'We Don't Pork Anymore'?
Hmmm.
Maybe something by the Sty-listics?
Or they could even play the part of David Bowie's 'Piggy Stardust'?
How about developing a new talent show and calling it 'Pork Idol'?
Or they could even play the part of David Bowie's 'Piggy Stardust'?
How about developing a new talent show and calling it 'Pork Idol'?
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