They could bring back Pig Breakfast on C4 and the winner could snuggle up in bed with the cast of
Porky and Bess and Hamlet

How about Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin' Rosie' or The Who's 'Pig-tures of Lily'?

Actually it puts a who new slant on 'Pig Brother' ..... where they send ten unpopular brothers to live in a pigsty for a month, and they have to perform special tasks to win extra helpings of swill.

And it could be hosted by Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of Pork.

They could play " striploin pork" and " piggy in the middle "

And we could have a judges panel of Richard Bacon, Richard Ham-mond and ... erm ... Richard Sausage.

Stop it please!!!

You really are Scratchings the bottom of the barrel...

Could Del-Boy Trotter be on the judging panel too?

I love these ideas!

And this one - makes the search for Toto look pretty tame!

Cheers Sofa!

Those are the ones! I actually spent some time catching up with them all yesterday afternoon, have to say so far no one has really stuck out as being more annoying than Stephanie and Emilie, except perhaps Bronte

I'm also unappreciating the expressions on ALW's face, having the camera pan to him is worse than watching Greg Wallace eat

That sounds a little like could be a good title for the search for a new porn star

I love his facial expressions, they're so odd - does he know he's grimacing and gurning like that?!

And the faces don't match the comments...

Face like someone has just farted, is usually followed by "Marvellous, you are leading lady material"

Well somebody said earlier that Partridge spends most of his time talking out of his backside.

There's definitely something a bit disturbing about Andrew clasping his hands together and writhing in his seat when teenage girls sing to him!

Meeeee 'cus I'll be there!!

Could you give us a wave?

This is the fourth series, even if he doesn't watch it back, someone must have told him.


I always get the impression that he's trying to stop his ears bleeding - but next thing you know he's talking about writing a special part in his new musical.


Indeed although at least this year with the removal of Dame Edna's alter ego the creepiness has reduced a little.

I shall look forward to your spoiler. Please dont let us down and say you dont think you should tell us because they asked you not to - nothing more annoying as we found out last week

As if I follow the rules!

It doesn't finish recording until 22:15 approx. and as the studio's are in Wembley and I live in Berkshire I probably won't be back until about 23:30 but will definitely do the spoiler as soon as I get back!

And Winehouse - I'm a bit scared to look like a looney and wave but if Graham is stood in the audience to introduce the next act or I am on camera I will attempt a thumbs up.

I was actually planning on wearing a 'Jessie Woz Robbed' t-shirt and flashing that on camera but not too sure how it would go down...

Couldn't you wear a t-shirt with all our names on so we know who you are?

Actually, maybe we could come up with a game for alternative messages on your t-shirt ...

(eg) "Partridge spouts crap and should be shot"

Glad to hear you dont follow the rules, good girl

I shall be waiting whatever time you get home

I didn't know it was the Partridge Shooting Season - but rules are made to be broken.

Well I'm in the RSPB and all that. But I'd make an exception for him.