Great post, FXDUX - the more I read your posts, the more I hope you really do win big at the bookies!
I empathise with your dilemma and understand your decision not to reveal the result. It's okay, I'm not trying to influence you (even if I could) because the results show is just around the corner, but why does the BBC get its collective knickers in a twist about the result being leaked here?
DS is not that huge or influential, is it? And, for fans of the show (and I presume we are fans, or we wouldn't be posting here), knowing the result won't stop us watching. Well, it hasn't before now, if only to find out why, and to see how much we disagree with the Lord (and I still haven't forgiven him for Daniel Boyes).
They sensibly moved the Strictly results show to the same night last year, so why have they reverted to this infuriating system?