Let's get some of this on here!!!
Too funny. Hahahaha.
"You must be mistaken, it couldn't have been,
It flew through the window and hit the windscreen.
I tried to remove it and started to sing,
But it wouldn't listen and simply waved its wings.
"You must be mistaken, I'm sure that you are,
I didn't invite you here with me in my car.
I need you to leave me, I quite simply froze
It's hard to drive home with a moth on your nose.
"Take that moth off your face, I can see through your smile,
You would love to turn right, but you can't see and it's so dark at night.
Couldn't wait to trample that insect to the floor,
Well I've got news for you, there's a spider crawling across your door."
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Nana Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go
"I'd rather be at home with Rebel,
Then I won't have time to yell
Cos there's nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr McVitie
"Didn't get a lot in my glass
But won't take long to fall on my ass
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Julie Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go
"The man said, why do you think you're here
I said, give me three parmos and a beer
I just, I just can't stand Jelly Babies
So I always keep a ****ing steak near
"Said, I just think you’re depressed
F*ck off baby
The Munchkins know best
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I don't wanna eat pizza again
Just give me cheese and a slice of ham
I'm not going spend ten weeks
Without going on twitcam
"It's not just my pride
Just don't wanna fall on my backside
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Quirky Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go."