Hi any celebs who look at this here is some advice from aunty Donna on how to avoid a kiss and tell scandel celeb S###### and keep your nose clean (for Male Celebs ONLY)

Do not buy a computer sign up to MSN get your tackle out whilst dressed as captain hook

When in a nightclub if a blonde with big ( @)( @ ) tells u that you are a sex god and feels your willy do the following

Tell the bouncers and get her barred out(note if u are eastenders cast u do not have the power to do this now)

pretend you are with wife buy her a bottle of champers (the wife) and let her sit in a corner with a mixed grill.

Tell the missus you are reading some lines and if the news of the world phone up say i love him i will stand by him whatever then promise the wife yout gold visa card for a week.

Never Ever sleep with someone younger than your offspring

when taking shag interest into hotel room first get your bodyguarrd to check for the following (essential)
picture mobile phones
any wires attached to private area
cassettes
news of the world reporter dressed as an arab posing as a drug dealer

good luck lol
(to be continued when there is an interest in this thread)

Aw shit and I thought that big bosomed blonde really fancied me and she wanted my picture for her album

lol ohh well