I didn't expect that.

on that note

The Python: Travels around time and space slapping people with fish and arguing. Also, annoying the christian church with movies that will inevitably be banned. The most important thing about this enigmatic figure though, is that

Sits at a desk and writes the adventures of the Doctor.

The Terminator - A timelord bounty hunter sent to travel time hunting for renegades.

The Modelling Mink

Sister of the Meddling Monk, who spends all her time parading up and down the Galifreyan catwalk wearing expensive furs.

The Fanboy and The Fangirl

Twins, they are often found lurking in the darkest dephs of the universe, waiting to attack or "glomp", their notably cooler counterparts. However, it has been known however, for them to take on elaborate disguise and seek out their victim. While they have been known to target pretty much anyone, the Doctor seems to be at particualr risk.