General ‘WHO’ election called!

Apparently, there’s something vaguely important happening in the real world in the next few weeks. A lot of people will be attempting to convince us of their honesty and general all round worthiness to run our beloved country but I haven’t the time or the inclination to pay them much heed.

My proposal is that we do something far more interesting...at least I hope so!

Let’s have our own General Who Election.

I’m not just talking about your favourite Doctor but we'll also need a few ’Who’ based policies in line with your chosen candidate, a Party Manifesto and lots and lots of debate. There might also be some independent candidates for election...

Come on folks! Be as creative as you like!

As the Deputy Chairman of ‘The Hartnell Party’ I would like to endorse the following Manifesto...

We, in the Hartnells promise to...

• Present all our views clearly – you might say they’re all in black and white

• Encourage the unkempt youth of today or ‘hoodie culture’ to stand on their own two feet through work experience on a planet that has been devastated by a Dalek invasion. It is our promise to abandon all teenagers in such a manner as our leader says...

One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. For your sacrifice will make our shopping centers quiet while your ring tones will no longer pollute our ears.

• Save the NHS valuable time and resources by bashing in the brains of any injured stone age man

• Revolutionise the transport system. As our leader rightly states...

Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers on the M4 Motorway? Have you? To be exiles? Susan and I are cut off from our own planet - without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one day....

• Go Green! Each garden to have its own Zarbi for trimming the lawn/terra forming etc...

I now open the floor to further contributions and debate...

I am with ten , eleven second just for being good on first episode ax

I like the platform but think you should punctuate it with more Hmms.

The Davison party promise to give tax breaks on all those with half-framed spectacles and cricketers at all levels of the game. A new tax on criminals with beards will also be introduced.

We will also encourage more young men to join the armed forces and after any courageous activity in the line of duty the Victoria Cross will be replaced by Brave Heart medals in honour of our cherished deputy leader Tegan Jovanka.

All snakes over a certain size will be be banned under the Dangerous Snakes Act(i.e, Mara, etc).

A new source of energy will also be created to bring down electricty bills. The ZAP programme will see new TARDIS type power with an endless supply in new homes by 2012.

In schools, running down corridors will be added to the curriculum as will Terileptil Geography which at present is not most children's strongest point!

The NHS will benefit from a new drug called Spectrox which slows aging and will increase life expectancy tenfold. The dangers of Spectrox Toxemia will also be taught in schools to stop children the dangers of falling in Spectrox nests.

This is the manifesto of The Davison party! Vote for me!

I'm voting Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North. But then, I suppose we all know who she is.

Don't you mean new punitive laws against master criminals with rubbish beards ... ?!?

We in the UNIT Party call for:


Increased military spending

Tougher immigration policies so illegal aliens don't find it so easy to land on our shores.

We will put doctors (splendid chaps, all of them) on extended contracts

Every member of our government will take a holiday to Cromer each year

The 1970s UNIT Party was good, but later on it sucked. As long as that woman isn't in charge, I'm voting for you.

(When we get a few more canidates, we could set up a poll...?)

The Davison party is always open to revised suggestions of it's ideas!!!!!!!!!:

What about the Osiran Party?
[LIST][*]Free Milk (Watch the DVD Special features )[*]All Shoes must leave trails of "Dust and Darkness"[*]This Miserable World must be Crushed and hurled into the outermost depths of Space.[*]All Elections Cancelled[*]You Must KNEEEEEL (in the might of Sutekh)[*]Global Chemicals will be a International Power Supplier[*]Dogs are Banned[/LIST]

We in the Colin Baker party promise to bring in a vibrant, brash, colourful new form of government, with the following policies:

The Economy: Our twin chancellors Womulus and Wemus will use their mathematical genius to solve all financial problems, end the recession, pay off the national debt, and give everyone a pay rise. This *may* involve the relocation of other planets/moons into the orbit of the Earth and our planet spiralling into the sun, but we're sure you'll understand we all have to make sacrifices in these difficult times.

Law: Sweeping changes will be brought in to the judicial system to ensure the defendant and the prosecutor in any trial most definitely can not be the same person! Referring to the judge as 'Sagacity' will also be considered an act of contempt of court.

Education: Pip and Jane Baker will be appointed Ministers for Education, with special emphasis placed on standards of English. This will certainly be something we can do to stop the catharsis of spurious morality!

The old-fashioned, elitist educational system of just the two brightest students being selected by Drathro will be abolished, and all students will be eligible for an education in which they can read about the UK Habitats of the Canadian Goose.

Health: A fitness and diet regime (including regular glasses of carrot juice) designed by party member Miss Melanie Bush will be introduced in all schools to help our children become more active and healthy. Should this policy prove unpopular, it will be replaced by a fitness DVD starring Miss Peri Brown in a leotard (we expect great success for this alternative option in boys schools in particular...)

The Environment: Our environment spokesman Miss Rani will instigate a policy of reforestation throughout the country. She pledges to have hundreds of brand new trees popping up from nowhere overnight!

We also promise to keep large stockpiles of slug pellets and vionesium, to keep infestations such as Gastropods and Vervoids under control.

The NHS: Dr Crozier and his team will bring a new level of medical expertise to the nation's hospitals. Even if you're admitted with just a headache, we promise you'll leave feeling like a brand new person!

War: Our war spokesman Mr Ycarnos has the following statement to make:

"GRAAAAAGGHHHH!!! WE MUST CRUSH OUR ENEMIES AND RIP THE FLESH FROM THEIR BONES!!! FAROOMNIKKKK!!!"

A thoughtful and intelligent analysis of the complexities of war, we're sure you'll agree.

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In the event of a hung parliament, we are willing to enter into a brief coalition with the Patrick Troughton party. We would also like to stress that the rumours our leader will not serve a full term in office are completely unfounded. He has assured us he intends to be the longest serving Prime Minister in history!

Vote for the Colin Baker party - whether you like it, or not!


(P.S. Please refrain from asking our candidates if our Leader's costume means we are representing the Monster Raving Loony Party, as this often causes offence.)

Vote Dalek!

We plan to abolish staircases, deal with the homeless population of new york, unblock the nation's sinks and deal with that terrible Cyberman pest problem....

I'm not voting for you. You promised us unlimited rice pudding the last time you got in, and it never happened.

Change, my dear!

Yeah, to the Sutekh party, and Not a moment too soon.


(Or THE Colin Baker will kill what isn't dead about British schools. Pip and Jane Baker in charge of Education?!)

How about education about George Stephenson and his rocket or a VAT reduction on brightly coloured clothes?!!!!!!

Lol

Or no VAT on striped clothes. Like the Sutekh party wants. (But I have ran out of time for the edit on my earlier post... )

Vote for Helen A


...or I'll set Fifi on yer.


If you still don't, I'll set the Kandy Man on yer.

After reading all that *tap-tap-tap-tap* I can't seem to think of *tap-tap-tap-tap* anything original *tap-tap-tap-tap* for some reason *tap-tap-tap-tap*...all I want to do *tap-tap-tap-tap* is vote for this guy *tap-tap-tap-tap*...not sure why *tap-tap-tap-tap*


http://www.haroldsaxon.co.uk/

*tap-tap-tap-tap*

I think I like his *tap-tap-tap-tap* Policy the most *tap-tap-tap-tap* yeah *tap-tap-tap-tap* I do *tap-tap-tap-tap*

I just read the 'My Beliefs' page, and it is absurd. Why let everyone know about aliens? It gives away the fact that aliens are in-charge. It would be much better if an alien WAS in charge, just secretly. Thats why the leader of the Osiran Party is Mr Stevens (The Green Death), who is taking Orders from Sutekh.

Daleks care not for politics!

Vote Dalek!

The Sylvester McCoy Party accepts that it is perhaps not immediately prepared to govern, but promises massive improvements in the coming years. Rest assured that whatever arises, we'll have a plan — though we don't intend to tell any of you what it is in advance. We're one of only two potential parties to have strong links to the US and although we accept the popularity of several of the Tennant Party's policies, we have written evidence that they were ours first.

We are happy to take part in debates, but would remind other participants of our proven history of talking opponents into suicide.

I think you need to be rested from politics for a few years

Don't you think he looks tired?

Didn't your party disappear for 7 years without trace before finally showing your faces in America?????!!!