I'm proposing a Harkness party.

I'm thinking it would be all inclusive. Open to everyone regardless of well anything really.
Have a strong defence policy that is kind to genuine refugees.
Work well with the police and really cares about everyone. At it's centre it's all heart.
Supports the health service by offering specialist services and they know a good doctor. Also offers a great dental service.
Has a great filing system which deals with all bureacracy effectively and looks good in a suit
Has a leader with great hair (bald men never get elected) and a strong sense of history
Willing to put their lives on the line for everyone and try anything once or twice just to make sure.

VOTE HARKNESS

I see one big flaw in that, and it proves that you are liars. Barack Obama is bald, so how do blind men never get elected? (But Mr Stevens is bald... )

Never in British history and he isn't bald just has short hair!

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I propose The Rassilon Party....

.... we will help you gain the freedom you deserve in life, without any physical concerns.....just be a being of conciousness.

.... we will send a drumming transmission into your head from your childhood- rock out to some beats without headphones!!!!

....combat the British winter by introducing new metal gloves which warm up those around you (caution: overuse may lead to disintergration of human subjects)

.... we propose warmer summers. By installing a new planetary body in the Earth's space through the Government funded Project Gallifrey, we plan to nudge the Earth a little closer to the sun.

- THE RACE IS ON. VOTE FOR RASSILON.


Rassilon will change your life in ways that the Vote Saxon, Bad Wolf One and the Flydale North parties will not. Rassilon is not bound by the laws of the Shadow Proclamation and has the power to bring real change and happiness to the world.


(smallprint) Your personal ideas of 'change' and 'happiness' may differ to the ideas of the Rassilon Party.

He was bald when he was a baby! And I just realised Stevens aint bald.

We in the HARKNESS PARTY pride ourselves on our research facilities and offer you this

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We in the SUTEKH PARTY want you to shut up, and Kneel in Our Might (of Sutekh)

HARKNESS kneels for no one - ahh that would be a lie

Vote for the Fishfingers and Custard Party!

We have already recruited Jamie Oliver to bring in exciting new school meals to be rolled out in a nationwide program within a month of us winning the election.

We believe that the health of the nation will be vastly improved by the introduction of a radical new diet, which is to be consumed by everyone at least once a day. The improved health of the nation will render drugs and hospitals unnecessary, thus saving the nation billions. Doctors will also become obsolete, but will be offered alternative training in advanced time travel resulting in a new qualification - Timelord.

The savings will be invested in new employment opportunities for everyone in our new Custard factories.

In the unlikely event of a hung parliament (because obviously we will win) we are happy to collaborate with any other party providing they join us for Fishfinger and Custard parties every Saturday evening.

Here is the full Version of our plans, because I couldn't be bothered earlier.

The Osiran Party
Kneel In the Might of the Osiran Party!
Leader: Sutekh
Deputy: Stevens


The Economy
Head of Economy; Harriet Jones.[LIST][*]All Bankers who caused the Credit Crunch will be Executed[*]Free Weekly Bingo Passes and Lottery Tickets to all Milkmen[*]Credit Cards eliminated[/LIST]
Law
Head of Law; Stevens/BOSS[LIST][*]All Lawbreakers will be Executed, in large Maggot Pits. [*]All Court Cases have no Jury, and will be judged by BOSS.[/LIST]
Education
Head of Education; Ian Chesterton[LIST][*]Teachers are needed to check if Pupils live in Junkyards.[*]Teachers are allowed to become hypnotised by Daleks.[/LIST]
Health
Head of Health; Stevens[LIST][*]All People with dodgy knees will be thrown in the Maggot Pits.[*]Free Milk to all who survive the Pits.[/LIST]
The Enviroment
Head of Enviroment; Sutekh the Destroyer[LIST][*]This Miserable World will be Crushed and hurled into the outermost depths of Space.[*]Global Chemicals will be a International Power Supplier[/LIST]
Politics
Head of Politics; Stevens[LIST][*]All Future Elections will be Cancelled, you will Forever Kneel in the Might of the Osiran Party![*]Beyond the Harkness Party and Higher than the Police[/LIST]
Other Junk
Head of the Other Junk; The Other[LIST][*]All Shoes must leave trails of "Dust and Darkness"[/LIST]

The Cyber Party

All Gold will be destroyed.

Silver will be Tax Free.

A pledge to destroy Voga and all it's people

Free and regular Upgrades for all the people.

Non-Conformists will be deleted..

Radiation will be banned.

A Cyber Museum will be built, thus creating thousands of jobs and will include such tasks as making souvenirs out of hatstands.

The NHS will be terminated as Upgrades will end all suffering. All Doctors will be destroyed in the first instance.

All Pyschotherapists and Psychologists will be deleted as Emotions will no longer be necessary.

The Arctic will be rebulit with Tombs for hibernation when necessary.

We will with merge your 'Fish Custard' Party, if we can supply milk. We bring Sutekhs gift of Milk to all humanity.

Fishfingers and Custrad party tonight then! Anyone else for the co-alition?

No he isn't.

My party seized the changing nature of our constituency and successfully diversified the propagation of its political message.

My party has experience and believes that the McGann Party is simply too inexperienced to effectively govern.

Having discussed it with our Shadow Minister for Health we are also today able to unveil our new election pledge: life for all Pexes.

I'll be voting for the "All The Novels And Audios Are Canon" party.

And once they're in power I'll think about voting for the McGann party at the following election, given that according to the novels and audios McGann's Doctor is actually one of the longest lived incarnations and therefore anything but inexperienced!

Good Morning,

Over the last few days there have been a lot of candidates who've stated their positions in respect of your votes.

And to them all I say a resounding Hmmm!

The Sutekh Party would appear to need us all to kneel - which with my hip is absurd notion!

A vote for the boy Rassilon is, in my opinion, a wasted effort. How can anyone have respect for the Timelords since they insisted on dressing themselves like Mr Humphries from an 'Are You Being Served?' Christmas Special?

And as for the new boy! Smith is it? Well, I see there's no sign of him joining the debate just yet because I dare say his Mum won't let him! Hmmm?

Finally, as to the recent allegations in regard to myself. Let me make it clear. I was out for an early morning walk on the common when I came across the Rt. Honourable Mr Harkness, who was in some distress due to his unfortunate entrapment within a small bramble. He requested my help - which naturally I gave - little knowing that my back would give way in the process. Our resulting position was fully explained to the authorities who arrived some time later and a formal letter of apology has been issued to the Cub Scout troupe who were passing at the time.

I trust that now clears up the matter and once again open the floor to further debate...

That is hysterical! Got my vote.

*presses the forget button*

Vote Slitheen

We will solve the current economic crisis by reducing your world to radioactive slag and selling it off as spaceship fuel.

Remember vote Slitheen: you know it makes sense.

Vote for the Troughton Party!

If we win the election, we promise to:

Have a free recorder delivered to every home

Make ridiculously large hats VAT free

Educate the nation's children on the pointlessness of logic

Create a National Running Day in which every citizen has to run to his/ her destination (with their arms in the air)

Prevent the Global Domination of the Cyber Party

Provide a stattenheim remote control for the convenience of every Timelord

Create an effective outdoor heating system to fend off the Ice Warriors.

Vote Troughton Now!

The Cyber Party will delete all clothing such as stripey trousers, large hats and bow ties. The Troughton Party is our main adversary, who we have fought more than any other, they will all be deleted if we win the Election

The Harkness Party would just like to point out that our leader was just trying to offer aid and assistance to Mr Hartnell as he appeared to be a bit lost, tired and emotional. As we are an all inclusive party we are willing to offer a hand even to the opposition in times of need.

Old! Hmmm!

I thank the Harkness Party but must decline their offer of a 'well hung' Parliament. Far be it from me to point out the Rt. Honourable Member's youth and inexperience but if I'm going to get into bed, politically speaking, with anyone they will need to have a much firmer and altogether more singular grip on the policies in hand.

The Davros Party, for example...

The Harkness Party maintains a firm grip at all times. There have been no complaints so far. We think an experienced youthful leader will be more appealing than an old man spouting the same old ideas. However, given a hung parliament we would expect to be in demand to help relieve any difficult situations and we are always open to imaginative offers.