Hartnell, if you do not want to Kneel, how come you managed to collapse OK on Mondas

You are too old for the Job anyway. You will end up regenerating in the first year of your Prime Ministercy. I will suggest that you merge up with the Troughton party.

The leaders of our Party; Sutekh and Stevens, will happily replace your legs with Maggots, if you want.

The Cyber Party denies all responsibilty for the demise of the Leader of The Hartnell Party. We have already pledged war on The Troughton Party, should the two parties merge they will ALL be deleted with immediate effect. The combined might of these two parties would otherwise be too great.

And I accept no responsibility for all you Cyberlosers breaking their knees with squeaky joints.

Hartnell, the only way for you to be victorious is by dying, and not regenerating, killing half of your opponents. I will help you with this, so Truce?

People of Britain, The Cyber Party has revised it's manifesto:

Fish Fingers and Custard will be confiscated. As you are being upgraded you no longer will have food and items as this will be cause you pleasure, an experience you will no longer enjoy.

All opposition parties will be deleted. There will be NO opposition.

The word 'Excellent' will be part of your new primary circuits.

Due to your upgrades the price of electricity will rise as a consequence but The Cyber Party promises it will do all it can to cap these prices. Remember, though, promises made to voters have no validity.

We at the McCoy party fear nothing of the Cyber Party. We're confident we can defeat them in almost exactly the same way that we defeated the Dalek Party just a few weeks ago, though admittedly with a little less focus and without being even half as entertaining.

Hmmm! Old indeed! So says the Face of Botox!

I dare say I can guess the imaginative offers of the Harkness Party and I refuse to lower myself to such levels of depravity - as with my back and knees it's nigh on impossible!


Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmm!

Your offer of an alliance is intriging but I must decline. Methinks it's wiser never to regenerate. In fact, I've taken out one of those 'June Whitfield' there's no medical and if you die we'll give your faimily money policies. Humbug!

The joy of seeing those whippersnappers all circling like vultures, hoping that I'm about to pop my clogs and it never happening. It's an utter delight! Almost like seeing someone being told on the Antiques Roadshow that their priceless heirloom is actually a worthless fake...joy...my boy...sheer joy!

Hmmm!

The Ecclestone party would provide free Leather jackets for all, provide tax breaks for dancing lessons, and use nanobots in the NHS to heal everyone.

Most controversially of all would abolish Regeneration tax below £10m.

The Cyber Party keeps hearing things from the McCoy party but due to the fact we cannot see you due to your shortness, your opinions are irrelevant and after the election shortness will be eliminated in the great Upgrade of the new Cyber Empire.

What about bananas? We in the Harkness Party think bananas are good.

Hello from the TARDIS Party,
Currently we propose that all time travel congestion rates will be dropped.
There will be more time devoted to educating Time Machine flying, you'll no longer be 12 years late.
We are very in touch with the people, problems from the past can be seen to.

We know the future is TARDIS.
Vote TARDIS.

Surely you'd know the result... unless of course it's not a fixed point in time lol

Since you have denied us, we know will ask the Mondas Party if we could have an Alliance. But not the Cybus party.

Not if the Troughton Party can help it!

Our latest campaign ad:

Are you tired of height discrimination?
Tall people getting you down?
Then vote for the Troughton Party!
Here at Troughton, we want you, the people, to feel that you are welcome wherever you go!
For card games in the street, and the prevention of Cyber Rule, the future is Troughton.

The Colin Baker party would like to strenuously deny the ridiculous allegations that have been made in the press about our party supposedly having a volatile temper and flying into rages at staff members.

One article even suggested we were unstable. I mean... me? Unstable? UNSTABLE? UNSTABLE??!?

<punches nearest person in the face and storms out>

Hear Hear!
As long as I don't have to merge with the fancypants!

The Troughton Party is indeed a formidable opponent!

However, people of Britain, a vote for the Troughton Party will mean the following:

Education will be compromised as The Troughton Party will insisted of using recorders in schools to think out solutions. Noise Pollution will be increased and hearing put at risk.

The Troughton Party will also show you the cowardice option of running away from battle by jumping sparodically and making lots of shouty noises whilst being shot at.

The Troughton party are also not very clear in promoting their policies properly, preferring to stay in the background and let others do their work for them.

The Troughton Party will also influence fashion. You will find yourself having beatle mop haircuts and dicky-bow ties. The leader of the Troughton Party will find it hard to find a coalition in the case of a hung parliament as he does not get on well with the leaders of the other parties. We will eliminate this problem by destroying him completely.

So, a vote for the Troughton Party is a vote for fashion nightmares, disorder and noise pollution. Avoid all these potential scenarios. In The Cyber Empire, all the idea's of the Troughton Party's manifesto will be replaced by Cyber Technology and Free Upgrades.

Vote for the new dawn of The Cyber Empire...or be deleted!!!

The Troughton Party hates computers and refuses to be bullied by them

That was funny but it is an emotion. My emotional circuits must be faulty. I think I need to upgrade again!

Ah, you see... The Cyber Party is failing already!

(no offence Cybers )

The Cyber Party does not fail, it upgrades. Failure is not tolerated and will not be tolerated if we are elected.

Find the Leader of The Troughton Party. They must be destroyed immediately and could bring down the glorious new Cyber Empire. We have thought them many times and lost but they seemed to disappear for a while to be replaced by the Pertwee Party. Now that party is one we have no issues with........

Cyber party, will you agree to become allied with us, so we can bring down the Hartnell party?

The Cyber race has considered your offer and considers your offer of an alliance would be most suitable for our purposes. If we destroy the Hartnell party, we can destroy all the other parties in one swoop, particularly the Troughton Party!

With the Hartnell party down, the other Doctors will go down with him, if you kill him in the right way. Hartneeel in the Might of Sutekh. ...

I would like to offer a warning to the Right Honourable Mr. Sutekh that the Cyberleader has a long history of betraying his allies, and an undercover journalist once caught him on tape saying "Promises to aliens have no validity!"

I will not ally with the Cyberleader then. Just try hard to kill Hartnell on Mondas, and shoot the new guy while hes on the floor.