The Cyber Party has always been clear about this aspect of it's policy. If you look at our manifesto , you will see that we have already said that promises made to voters have no validity!

As The Sutekh Party has no wish to ally itself with our party, we shall proceed with our plan to delete parties to give voters less choice and therefore vote for The Cyber Party. The Hartnell/Troughton parties beware!

Hey there seems to be a lot of aggressive posturing going on around here. Now we in the Harkness Party aren't adverse to a little posturing at times but we'd like to offer love not war. We have no desire to exterminate anyone (although we are capable of coming out all guns blazing)
Our leader would just like to make it known that he is open to offers.

Hmmm!

I had a little nap after finishing my mid-afternoon tiffin. Naturally, I then made straight for the debating floor, only to find all manner of conspiracies against my very person.

Hmmm!

Let me say this now...Despite these threats to my life the Hartnell annual Club 18-30 holiday to Mondas will still take place as normal!

I can't tell you how many times I've spun my essential mix on Mondasian tables. In fact my good self, the Tongster and Judge Jules can often be seen cuttin' it up large on the floor!

Are you feeling it? Boing! Hmmm!

And lets put the little matter of my so called demise at the hands of these Cyberdudes in perspective shall we, eh?

I'd been on one of them all day sherry binges with my posse, innit! So me's well narked when you is saying stuff about me being a stiff an all that when I is just sleeping it off.

Dis me at your peril. Hmmm!

I now open the floor to further debate...

Voters beware. The Leader of the Hartnell party is promoting irresponsible drinking. The Cyber party will ban all drinks, you will not need to drink. The leader of the Hartnell party is attempting to be cool to appeal to younger voters, please be aware he is approaching 900 years old and also note that sleeping during an election campiagn shows contempt for you voters. The Cyber Party will ban sleeping as well.

Hmm, the TARDIS Party does indeed know the result.

If The Cyber party loses the election we shall attempt to change the Web Of Time so we win!

I'm foreseeing a need for a coalition government, there being nearly as many parties as voters ...

Hear hear, this should be a good clean election campaign with no dirty tricks involved at all...

(launches a poster campaign with the Harkness party leader's face superimposed onto Jon Pertwee in Bessie, with the slogan: "DON'T LET HIM TAKE DIGITAL SPY BACK TO THE 70S")

Hee hee hee.

(watches as poster stunt backfires horribly due to people really liking Jon Pertwee)

Bugger.

This is a message from the Jon Pertwee Party.
Sorry to come in rather late, but we were getting a nice little manifesto together when we ran out of chilled Chablis, hopped in the Tardis to get some more, and found ourselves in a nasty little fire situation: too late to stop the Yuggyyggas from lighting camp stoves under a glacier in Iceland, but I think we have just stopped the planned underground nuclear test beneath Mt Snowdon.
So, back to the light, armed with new stock of Chablis.

Manifesto? Where were we?
1. Oh, proper dialogue for all TV shows.
2. Total replacement of all reality TV shows by past episodes of Dr Who (even those episodes showing My Other Selves (ugh, that scarf!!).
3. Complete revision of the British school curriculum to provide Britain with a future generation that will get more questions right on the Weakes Link and all the Lottery shows - current failure rate is unacceptable.
4. radio beepers on all corkscrews and Sonic Screwdrivers, - who's got mine?

Cybermen, if you do it right, Pertwee and the rest are gone.

Of course the leader of the Harkness Party is immortal so if you lot want to kill each other off we'll just wait and win in the end. Just a thought!

You can't win against a party with a time machine.

The Leader Of The Harkness Party can be upgraded and become an immortal Cyberman, he may even be our permanent controller.

The Pertwee Party is one of the parties that can be deleted automatically once we have destroyed The Hartnell Party.....

So we are ganging up on Hartnell?

And just because you can see the future, how does that change how many people vote for you? When the actual election happens, get the mods to add a poll to this, with all the parties.

The destruction of The Hartnell Party would be most suitable for BOTH our purposes. They must pay for our past defeats.......

The McCoy party is concerned that any attempted destruction of the Hartnell Party may simply bump everyone up a few years and leave us as the ones wrestling with tedious levels of continuity down in the sewers of London. Instead we propose that the best way to deal with Hartnell is to make him sit inside a weird looking triangular swing in space.

The McCoy Party: Far More than Just Another Time Lord Party.

With this idea, the might and strength of The Cyber Army will be confirmed.

The Cyber Party, Every Cloud Hides a Silver Army.

If we kill him correctly, it will take you with him. Death by using a big drill to remove both of his hearts, would destroy him.

Oh yes you can for no matter where you take a TARDIS from 2000 years ago to ? There can be a Harkness waiting to lead and wearing a swishy coat!

Hmmm!

First, there was a dandy and a clown! Who were no more than pale photocopies of this B & W original!

Next up, it seems there are plans afoot from some jumped up Egyptian God who needs a helping hand with his cushions. My dear boy, you need to pop back through your Stargate and take up gardening.

Hmmm!

Then there's a bunch of robots who've had more makeovers than Lady Googoo! No wonder you can't conquer the universe! All those nights spent watching Gok Wan followed by far too much time posing in front of the mirror and fussing about the size of your chest plates!

Do my Communication Antenna Rods look big in this? Hmmm!

At least your Cyberdonna voices came down a few octaves in the eighties. It's was about time your ball bearings dropped!

I welcome your alliance against the Hartnell Party as you both need all the help you can get!

Hmmm!

Leader of The Hartnell Party, we suggest you Upgrade immediately for the following reasons:

You are suffering from severe memory loss which mean when you make speeches you forget your lines and more often than not you fluff your words.

The Cyber Party noted your attempts to travel with Marco Polo and saw the distress this did to your body. Kublai Khan has already been upgraded, you must follow suit so you no longer have to use your walking stick and avoid bouts of gout.

We also noticed this weariness on your body caused you to take holidays from your schedule on a frequent basis, leaving your fellow colleagues to hold the fort whilst you were away.

Leader of The Hartnell party, The Cyber Race offers you the chance to upgrade and join The Cyber Army before you do something radical and change into a Cosmic Hobo. If you do not, The Cyber Party feels you are too old to fight this election and you should resign before you are deleted....

And, you also have bad knees. Upgrades will improve that. The Sutekh party is giving you one last chance, before cyberbob gets ya.

Even the McCoy Party recognises that would be impossible in this temperature. And besides, it's too warm.

You all need The Fishfingers and Custard party. The morning after the election - that long nightwhile the votes are counted - , you will be unable to cope. Apples, bacon, baked beans - none of these will help you. If you wish to fulfill your manifesto promises you will need Fishfingers and Custard!

You aren't even a person! That would be chaos, like if the next president was a stick of Celery!