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Old 09-04-2010, 21:32
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The Joker : "Why are you so serious?"
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:35
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Anything from Aliens or Arnie.
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:37
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'Have you ever danced with devil by the pale moonlight?'

Batman 1989
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:37
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too many, but some classics

Big Trouble in Little China

jack burton: i never drive faster than i can see and besides, it's all in the reflexes!
jack burton: i was born ready
jack burton: you know what ol' jack burton says at a time like this? what the hell!

Unforgiven

william munny: hell of a thing killin' a man. take away everythin' he's got, an' everythin' he's gonna have

Hawk the Slayer

Hawk: VOLTAN! you will DIE! by the sword!

i could be here all night man
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:38
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Dirty Harry Callaghan in response to the Mayor ordering him not to create a scene like he did in the 'Filmore district last year'.

"When I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley while carrying a butcher knife I figure he ain't out collecting for the Red Cross."
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:40
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You don't need proof when you have instinct - Reservoir Dogs
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:40
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'Have you ever danced with devil by the pale moonlight?'

Batman 1989
One of my favourites too

From My Fair Lady:
Col. Pickering: "Have you no morals, man?"
Mr. Dolittle: "Nah, can't afford 'em."

Die Hard:
"Yippee-kai-yay etc..."
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:41
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anything from "The Naked Gun"
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:42
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Yoda in Star Wars

“When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.”
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:42
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:43
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Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:43
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We're gonna need a bigger boat!
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:43
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"I'm lookin for Josie Wales"
"That'll be me."
"You Josie Wales?"
"You a bounty hunter?"
"A man's gotta make a livin somehow."
**spits** "Dyin ain't much of a livin boy."
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:45
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"I look up at the moon and wonder: 'When will we be going back, and who will that be?'"

AND

Well now, let me see. I get up about 5-30am, make and deliver sandwiches in the West End during the day before I come here about 5pm and finish at midnight.

After that, if I've got any energy left, I give me boyfriend a blowjob.

Would you like some mayonnaise with that?
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:45
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oh, and incidentally, yes, I know it is a tired old cliché to roll out, but having watched a Midnight showing of The Italian Job at the London iMax, and having joined in with the rest of the enthusiastic audience during Charlie Croker's immortal line, I'd have to class that as amongst my favourite film quotes, just down to the memories it brings back.
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:46
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Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going?
Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub.


Galaxy Quest, brilliant movie
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:47
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You don't need proof when you have instinct - Reservoir Dogs
Such a quotable film


"Either he's alive, or he's dead, or the cops got him.. or they don't."
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:47
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"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"

"Next time i say lets go some place like Bolivia, lets go some place like Boliva!"
"Next time"
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:52
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'No more f**king ABBA' - Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:52
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Jaws "Were gonna need a bigger boat."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkl3eXAHTRM

Can also be applied to other non-boat activites.
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:54
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Mine are Harry Potter quotes

"Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."


And my all time favourite:

"To the well organised mind, death is but the next greatest adventure."
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:56
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"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."



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Old 09-04-2010, 21:57
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Big Trouble in Little China
One of my favorite films of all time

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:57
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Mine are Harry Potter quotes
oh my, I have loads of favourite Harry Potter quotes but for entirely the wrong reasons, I really am highly immature and find nothing funnier than teachers asking the kids to grab their mandrake and give it a good hard tug or to stop playing with their wands.

there really is a lot of smut in the HP films, at least to those with a smutty immature mind! (and gosh, those Cassette Boy remixes of the Stephen Fry book narrations...!!!).
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Old 09-04-2010, 21:59
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Dirty Harry Callaghan in response to the Mayor ordering him not to create a scene like he did in the 'Filmore district last year'.

"When I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley while carrying a butcher knife and a hard-on I figure he ain't out collecting for the Red Cross."
Fixed*
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