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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Originally Posted by Biffo the Bear
Why are you so serious?
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"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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oh my, I have loads of favourite Harry Potter quotes but for entirely the wrong reasons, I really am highly immature and find nothing funnier than teachers asking the kids to grab their mandrake and give it a good hard tug or to stop playing with their wands.
there really is a lot of smut in the HP films, at least to those with a smutty immature mind! (and gosh, those Cassette Boy remixes of the Stephen Fry book narrations...!!!). It's highly immature but too damn hilarious
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Jimmy Conway: What's the ****in' matter with you? What - what is the ****in' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the **** are you doin'? What are you, a ****in' sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my ****in' balls? Jimmy Conway: I'm ****in' kidding with you! You ****in' shoot the guy? Henry Hill: He's dead. Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. ****in' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat. Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't ****in' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the ****in' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no ****in' lime. You're gonna do it. Tommy DeVito: Who the **** cares? I'll dig the ****in' hole. I don't give a ****. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll ****in' dig a hole. Where are the shovels? |
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Go away,or I shall taunt you a second time!
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
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Oldboy
[on receiving three chopsticks with his prison rations] All I could think about in that moment was the guy in the next room was eating with only one chopstick. |
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The name's James.. James Bond.
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"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
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Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) to Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) - The Terminator Quote:
Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are DEAD.
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/b...hn-Kyle-Reese-
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We've come on holiday by mistake!
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"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
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Get To The Choppahhh!
It's Not A Toomah! |
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Shawshank Redemption:
"I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope." Love that part. |
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!" - Gladiator
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Waynes World
Wayne: "the shi**y beatles? Are they any good?" Bouncer: "they suck" Wayne: "ahh so it's not just a clever name?" Always cracks me up and there are so many good lines in Airplane! it would be hard to quote them! |
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"I want you to clean your vagina."
- Patrick Bateman |
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"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"
"Next time i say lets go some place like Bolivia, lets go some place like Boliva!" "Next time" From The Blues Brothers: Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine The Italian Job "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" Dirty Harry |
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Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) to Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) - The Terminator
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/b...hn-Kyle-Reese- |
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'Make your way to the helicopter.' - Predator.
'GORDON'S ALIVE!?' - BRIAN BLESSED!!! ''Prepare for ramming speed! - Worf, ST: TNG - First Contact |
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"I am the senate" - Palpatine just before his duel with Mace Windu
"Beware the moon, lads" - Brian Glovers character in American Werewolf in London just before David and Jack's unfortunate encounter with a werewolf on the moors "They're coming to get you, Barbra" - Night of the Living dead's Johnny before his fatal encounter with a tombstone |
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Dirty Harry Callaghan in response to the Mayor ordering him not to create a scene like he did in the 'Filmore district last year'.
"When I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley while carrying a butcher knife I figure he ain't out collecting for the Red Cross." Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy! Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar,' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! |
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''Prepare for ramming speed! - Worf, ST: TNG - First Contact
The Enterprise, under the command of Riker, is on collision course with the Son'a ship. Son'a Officer: "He wouldn't"? Worf: "Yes - HE WOULD"! |
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oh my, I have loads of favourite Harry Potter quotes but for entirely the wrong reasons, I really am highly immature and find nothing funnier than teachers asking the kids to grab their mandrake and give it a good hard tug or to stop playing with their wands.
there really is a lot of smut in the HP films, at least to those with a smutty immature mind! (and gosh, those Cassette Boy remixes of the Stephen Fry book narrations...!!!). I found myself laughing a lot when I was reading the books because of this reason. I love Harry Potter though.
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I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
Makes me cry every time.
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"You have offended my family.
And you have offended the Shaolin Temple" - Bruce Lee : "Enter The Dragon" "We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Roy Scheider : "Jaws" |
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I found myself laughing a lot when I was reading the books because of this reason.