Nominate your post of the day here! :p

BuddyBontheNet

17-04-2010

Someone suggested I start this thread because we had a good time with the idea on the Strictly Come Dancing forum last year.

There are so many funny/spot on posts around that are worth a special mention, so people can nominate their post of the day here!

It might be a long post that you think describes a situation perfectly (and saves you typing ), or it might be a one liner that just captures the moment - you decide!

Please don't use this thread to continue discussing the subject that triggered the nominated post in the first place as it will just bung up this thread -

I'll start with an old post I thought was funny from the Whack Three Now thread!

Originally Posted by FXDUX:
“Don't do it.

Gambling is a mug's game, unless you possess FXDUX's acute sensitivity, exceptional intellect and gigantic hubris.”

jill1812

17-04-2010

From the Bottom Two Prediction Thread.

Originally Posted by longterm67:
“Emilie and her ego should be the bottom 2!”

mimi dlc

17-04-2010

Originally Posted by cunningham1471:
“Evening all.
Its sing-along-a-strumpet time. ”

Pretty much sums up the hooker costumes

Dancing cake

17-04-2010

Yep, my vote goes to longterm67 too for this classic:

"Emilie and her ego should be the bottom two!"

mimi dlc

19-04-2010

Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“Seeing they are being eliminated alphabetically, rumours are that Danielle just changed her name to Zena.

”

Good idea...

mimi dlc

23-04-2010

From the Limerick thread

Originally Posted by georgeshair:
“The audience have got the blues -
We're finding it so hard to choose;
Dorothy, we are told, is just twelve years old,
So why do they need such high shoes?

The dresses, as well, are not right:
They're either too short or too tight;
The make-up and hair
Fill us with despair -
They look like ladies of the night!”

In fact, I could nominate all of them!
(apart from mine...)

RogT

23-04-2010

^ Brilliant Limerick, which says an awful lot!!

mimi dlc

05-05-2010

These two from the DH App Thread made me laugh...

Originally Posted by FXDUX:
“You know, it could be a sad or angry song, it just has to be a song which is appropriate to act out.

The judges often tell the contestants to act out a pop song and then moan that they didn't get it - naturally, as it was a pop song not designed to be acted.

The key to a successful performance for Danielle is not necessarily an upbeat song (though it can help), it is a proper acting song. All Danielle needs is a fair chance to show her ability, which isn't going to happen if she has to sing I Should Be So Lucky in the style of Julius Caesar.”

Shelia would like the depth of that one!

Originally Posted by FXDUX:
“Fair dos. I am sure she will do great. If she gets sent home, just know that in your moment of despair somewhere out there a cat will be flying through a telly.”

Note- No cats were harmed during the making of this post...

Becker

05-05-2010

LMFAO at the cat post.

Becker

05-05-2010

Originally Posted by reclinewithme:
“Absolute crap, the BBC should be ashamed of themselves for wasting our time with such drivel. The 'missions' have been a joke this series.”

Lmao.

On the mission where the girls had to pick between Home and Oz.

mimi dlc

06-05-2010

Originally Posted by Darcy111:
“Fear not. This is the Daily Star we a re talking about here, the lowest brow newspaper in the UK. The poll was probably amongst their own readership and based purely on the question "Who has the biggest boobs in Over The Rainbow?"
”

Sad.
But most probably true...

mimi dlc

09-05-2010

The real reason behind John's fake tan overload..

Originally Posted by funkycub:
“I feel sorry for John Partridge, she (Sheila) obviously tells him he needs more colour every week and now he is an oompa loompa.”

BuddyBontheNet

09-05-2010

From the who would ALW save if Danielle and Lauren were in the bottom two...

Originally Posted by jill1812:
“If Danielle was in the bottom two with Judy Garland Danielle would be saved.”