This is the best satire on DW threads throughout this site that I have ever read: Up the Hearts, damn you circle munchers - cream? Ha, I spit upon you - sugary white filling is all that counts as JD canon...!
Jammy Dodger
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Originally Posted by mandyxxxx:
“Personally I prefer the ones with cream as well as jam in....
just thought I'd share”
“Personally I prefer the ones with cream as well as jam in....
just thought I'd share
”
How filthy....trying to propagate the cream agenda!
He should've used a generic name, Jammy Dodger is a brand, and counts as product placement from what I can see. The BBC will probably be looking at a reprimand.
Well as I'm currently munching on a non generic version that is called a jam ring, no case to answer.
Originally Posted by Gutted Girl:
“Well as I'm currently munching on a non generic version that is called a jam ring, no case to answer.”
“Well as I'm currently munching on a non generic version that is called a jam ring, no case to answer.”
(In best Hugh Laurie voice) Jam Ring? Now that sounds INCREDIBLY rude!
Originally Posted by JohnFlawbod:
“(In best Hugh Laurie voice) Jam Ring? Now that sounds INCREDIBLY rude!”
“(In best Hugh Laurie voice) Jam Ring? Now that sounds INCREDIBLY rude!
”
Thinking about it I guess you're right and thank you for making this straight woman really laugh.
And yes you did get my imagination going a lot.
Originally Posted by thatsnotmylife:
“It all seemed quite familiar to my childhood on the Dalek ship.”
“It all seemed quite familiar to my childhood on the Dalek ship.”
You spent your childhood on a Dalek ship?!
Bet they didn't have to use the naughty step...
Originally Posted by JohnFlawbod:
“(In best Hugh Laurie voice) Jam Ring? Now that sounds INCREDIBLY rude!”
“(In best Hugh Laurie voice) Jam Ring? Now that sounds INCREDIBLY rude!
”
I can just hear it!
Originally Posted by JAS84:
“He should've used a generic name, Jammy Dodger is a brand, and counts as product placement from what I can see. The BBC will probably be looking at a reprimand.”
“He should've used a generic name, Jammy Dodger is a brand, and counts as product placement from what I can see. The BBC will probably be looking at a reprimand.”
I already dealt with it for them.
Originally Posted by fastest finger:
“On behalf of the BBC......
"Other biscuits are available"”
“On behalf of the BBC......
"Other biscuits are available"”
See? Auntie lives to fight another day.
Doesn't say much for Dalek scanning technology.
Doctor: "Leave our world now before we unleash our bourbons of mass destruction."
Doctor: "Leave our world now before we unleash our bourbons of mass destruction."
I bet when Mark Gatiss stuck in the line about the jammy dodger, he had no idea he would be sparking a two-page (and counting) forum thread.
I have to hand it to you guys, you could debate ANYTHING.
I have to hand it to you guys, you could debate ANYTHING.
Originally Posted by ouf-ouf:
“I bet when Mark Gatiss stuck in the line about the jammy dodger, he had no idea he would be sparking a two-page (and counting) forum thread.
I have to hand it to you guys, you could debate ANYTHING.”
“I bet when Mark Gatiss stuck in the line about the jammy dodger, he had no idea he would be sparking a two-page (and counting) forum thread.
I have to hand it to you guys, you could debate ANYTHING.
”
Hehehehe!
I have to say I didn't see it coming, either the biscuit or the debate! Good bit of fun, and a great idea I thought.
Originally Posted by Pigeonwings:
“You spent your childhood on a Dalek ship?!
Bet they didn't have to use the naughty step...”
“You spent your childhood on a Dalek ship?!
Bet they didn't have to use the naughty step...”
Yes, and what of it? That Doctor Who is a rubbish documentary- nothing like what my life was really like!
But if there was Jammy Dodgers, where was Johnny?
(and for those of you that get that, I award you a night in a pub in the north west along with a GIANT jammy dodger)
(and for those of you that get that, I award you a night in a pub in the north west along with a GIANT jammy dodger)
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“It wasn't technically a Jammie dodger, they have a heart in the middle, it was a jam sandwich cream by the looks of it
”
“It wasn't technically a Jammie dodger, they have a heart in the middle, it was a jam sandwich cream by the looks of it
”
I agree!
This company sells "Jammie Dodgers" with a round hole!
http://cakestar.co.uk/cookies.php
The plot thickens!
Crumbs!
http://cakestar.co.uk/cookies.php
The plot thickens!
Crumbs!
Originally Posted by Claires_dad:
“This company sells "Jammie Dodgers" with a round hole!
http://cakestar.co.uk/cookies.php
The plot thickens!
Crumbs!”
“This company sells "Jammie Dodgers" with a round hole!
http://cakestar.co.uk/cookies.php
The plot thickens!
Crumbs!”
Well that just takes the biscuit.
Originally Posted by cuza:
“I agree!”
“I agree!”
your just confused over the difference between the BRAND and the PRODUCT, as I said upthread...
What we have here of course is a 1940's Jammie Dodger........perhaps they did have round holes then!
I think we are witnessing the development of a whole biscuitoid Doctor Who mytheme. On Saturday we had a jammy dodger, and every episode so far has featured a gingernut - she's called Amy Pond.
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