Of course it is. But you don't need to trawl your feral yearnings through this thread. This discussion is for those gentle folk who appreciate the Englishness of England.

There must be a thread out there for those who wish to dabble in Ianto whilst in Scotland. Although why Ianto is not good enough to be dabbled in, whilst in England I don't know.

Oh I don't discriminate I'd dabble with Ianto anywhere as long as he looked at me and spoke with those lovely Welsh vowels. I even know which suit he'd be wearing for a while!!!

This nonsense??????

outside's monocle pops out and flies across the shag

What are you suggesting???

Are you a Scotch, by any chance??? Offended by my frank, forthright and universally held views???

Oh, why oh why are so many Doctcor Who fans Scotchers???

Not that I mind but many, many others do, it seems.


People are definitely not as wise as you think they are...








But... but... only I'm allowed to use the rolleyes...



By my giddy aunt, I think i just got serviced!


Post of the Thread and a nice, pleasant blast of sanity around my heynonnynonnies.

As you feel the same as myself, you can pretty much say anything you like as long as it it anti-scotch.


I don't watch it, but I know it is abysmal. SM should not have been allowed to produce EE **hang on a moment, wrong thread**














That's preposterous, of course you are not secretly Scottish












This nonsense??????

lach doch mal's glasses .... hang on a minute I posted that already....



Good post, I would almost say post of the thread....

Hear hear! Most folks with at least half a brain would agree. Anyone naysaying is a snide partyp-pooper...





Not demographically, no.

I am dreading this Saturday's next blast of propaganda. I have written to the BBC DG and asked - somewhat politely - that any Scotch characters are pixellated or dubbed as they give me "the dry boak".

Honestly I thought this thread had died a natural death but here you are revving it again.
I think you're obsessed - you and your wife/partner. Anyway here is a nice picture for you to look at and aspire to.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...06_219x450.jpg

Whilst the tiger's still in the tank, I'll rev it for as long as I physically can!

Agenda threads never die... they just get locked.


I/we/she/us are not obsessed.

We just like to get right to the bottom (and I mean the bottom) of any issue.


Ouch.... double whammy.

My apologies outside, you are clearly not secretly Scottish because I have it on good authority you are 'normally' flabby. The latest research has shown that all Scotsmen are either ridiculously buff from all that caber-tossing or else obese caricatures due to a surfeit of haggis. Soz for suspecting you.

If there was an agenda, The Brig and Jamie would have made an appearance in Who by now...

I only started this thread as a joke. Opps.

There is no 'real' Scottish Agenda in Doctor Who. Amy is Scottish and so once in a while, it will be highlited.

Some interesting points. Solid research, too. A rather convincing argument, I'd say.

Here's a picture of me, taken yesterday, to prove your point.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2257/...528794ace0.jpg





Opps, indeed. I haven't laughed once.

Fine picture of an English gentleman.

ha, too late to try and back out now....

Indeed I'm thinking of starting a thread with is Matt Smith really Scottish or perhaps is Steven Moffat really Scottish or John Barrowman really Scottish or Amy Pond really Scottish or David Tennant really Scottish or indeed Vincent Van Gogh!!!! Hmm I think there may be a Scottish agenda after all

Damn those timorous beasties!

"My Lord? There appears to be a large red hedge coming towards us!"

"Baldric? That is not, in fact, a red hedge, that is, in fact: The Scots!"

Ha ha ha! That’s almost like the “Is Matt Smith gay??” thread out there! As if being gay and being Scottish are interchangeable! Ha ha ha! The very idea! Oh, you do make me laugh! Indeed, I'm thinking of starting a thread with “Is Matt Smith really Scottish??”. Though, no doubt, the Scotch-loving contingent of this Forum would be out in force to pooh-pooh my points and emasculate my evidence. It’s so predictable.

I’ve been harangued and abused on this thread fairly often but my anti-Scotch views are easily explained. I was brought up in a very conservative family; my father was an English Gentleman and my mother was a Dowdy Housewife. I was never told that there were Scottish people in England (as I believe the United Kingdom was called back then) so I grew up thinking they were dirty and bizarre. I’m in my eighties now so is it so difficult to accept that I haven’t escaped my childhood indoctrination and still believe that Scotchers are foul and unacceptable? Just because I am an “adult”, do you honestly expect me to behave or think as one? I have never, to my knowledge, met a Scottish and no-one I know admits to being one, so are you suggesting I treat them as normal English persons???

They have no place in Doctor Who and I am peeved that Stuart Moffat thinks they do. Is it any wonder the viewing figures are down to an all time low? I have no evidence to hand but isn’t it common knowledge that this series has been the worst ever due to its Scotch bias? Viewers have stopped watching in their hundreds!

I hear that Beth Willis (one of the Three Who Rule) has been laid off because she insisted on wearing a mini-kilt to a tone meeting. Good riddance, I say. Ed Thomas? Looks Welsh on Confidential but was obviously wearing too much under his kilt so had to go. Tracie Simpson & Peter Bennett? Refused to hunt haggis – despite SM’s direct orders – so had to leave, too.

I know that a lot of you SM Followers have absolutely no idea of Doctor Who existing before 2010 but some die-hards, like myself, have a pathological fascination with Classic Who. We love Doctror Who more than you do!!! That’s why Scotchers turn our stomachs!

The “The Terror of Zygon” story from 1976 has gone down in history as one of the worst pieces of television ever made ever. The Radio Times has it listed as “Too Scottish for a family show and shamefully so”. Why? Well, it features a stark and frank portrayal of Scottish culture and practices never before seen on Dcotcor Who or, indeed, mainstream TV. Why do you think Mary Whitehouse issued her infamous “Scottish acts are thoroughly sickening and illegal” statement on the 30th August 1975?

It's happening all over again. Stuart Moffat should hang his head in shame.

Well I haven't contributed to this thread for a while because I felt I would be hunted down for my perfectly reasonable anti-Scotch reasoning.

I understand that I might have appeared a bit hasty at the beginning of the series, but now it's proven SM has a Scottish agenda.


No you shouldn't. It's fairly obvious to me and many others, that Scotch people do need corrective therapy to alleviate the accents and to integrate them and curb their appetite for haggis and Scotch tablets. SM should never have been allowed to use his own personal feelings to use it for his own ethnic cleansing, pretty soon there will only be Scotch people left in the UK (I feel quite Scotch myself).


This could have been written by myself, I agree 100%.

Sean Connery for the next Master!

Preposterous! That would never work.

You are quite right about tablet, no doubt contributing to the obese caricature at least as much as the haggis.