Go on then, hands up how many people had to explain what a eunuch was.

If only that previous story had been:

"The Wasp and the Eunuch".

Couldnt have been any worse than the original!

It's true, he lurks in the ashes to ashes posts. And no one listens to him there either

Thank goodness our children aren't subjected to the time waste tactics. Now where was I? Oh yes, eunochs! Well at least they can't offend

but they have been off-ended. BOOM BOOM!

There is a parody in the new Private Eye:

'Is The Daily Mail Too Scary And Sleazy?' Asks Dr Who.