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Old 01-05-2010, 21:15
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Proper Dave, Other Dave and Scared Bob walk into a bar...

(you finish it off.)


You know, with The Moff's propensity for giving amusing, quirky names to characters there could be the possibility of a joke coming out of this.
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Old 01-05-2010, 21:40
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Or;

Pond and River walk into a bar. Pond asks for a drink, before being surrounded by Daleks. She then slips into the cracks in the floor, and survive. River then gets surrounded by Daleks, but by then they had drowned.

Geddit?!
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Old 01-05-2010, 22:50
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Proper Dave, Other Dave and Scared Bob walk into a bar...

(you finish it off.)


You know, with The Moff's propensity for giving amusing, quirky names to characters there could be the possibility of a joke coming out of this.
How many Daves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - One to change the bulb, and one to ask who turned the lights out!

I really hope someone gets that
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Old 01-05-2010, 22:52
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How many Daves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - One to change the bulb, and one to ask who turned the lights out!

I really hope someone gets that
Nice
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Old 01-05-2010, 23:01
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Old 01-05-2010, 23:03
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Proper Dave, Other Dave and Scared Bob walk into a bar...
The Barman hands the three of them a note...

...and the note says, "His name's Jack" !!!



I think the Bob thing is a nod to Blackadder's "Bob" (a woman who enters his service as a man) as Richard Curtis has written a forthcoming episode.
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Old 01-05-2010, 23:04
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The Barman hands the three of them a note...

...and the note says, "His name's Jack" !!!
Haha!

...Hi Russell!
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Old 01-05-2010, 23:06
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How many Daves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - One to change the bulb, and one to ask who turned the lights out!


The Barman hands the three of them a note...

...and the note says, "His name's Jack" !!!
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Old 01-05-2010, 23:07
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Haha!

...Hi Russell!
Hi Stephen, great work.
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Old 01-05-2010, 23:11
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Proper Dave, Other Dave and Scared Bob walk into a bar...

(you finish it off.)


You know, with The Moff's propensity for giving amusing, quirky names to characters there could be the possibility of a joke coming out of this.
When I heard that I thought it was an election joke...."Bob" another name for Gordon and we all know who other Dave is lol
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Old 03-05-2010, 00:49
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How many Daves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - One to change the bulb, and one to ask who turned the lights out!

I really hope someone gets that
Now THAT is ruddy genius!
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Old 03-05-2010, 00:54
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Why did the doctor cross the road?

To see himself across.
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:52
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Proper Dave, Other Dave and Scared Bob walk into a bar...

(you finish it off.)
Proper Dave hits it first, hits the floor and shouts "Hey, who turned off the lights!"
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