A Recap of our policies (in full)
The Troughton Party Needs You!
Retail
As a party, we are committed to maintaining a safe and productive continuum. Under a Troughton Government, all citizens of the vortex will receive a free recorder, and the benefit of NO VAT on large hats, bow ties, checked trousers, jackets and pointy shoes.
Health
We propose that a Running Day be held every year, where willing participants must run to their destinations with their arms in the air at all times. Under a Troughton Government, child obesity levels will drop radically.
Under a Sontaran government, NHS standards would drop radically. Our leader remembers a time when the Sontartan Party intended to operate on him, cell by ceel, in a dark and dirty operating room, with no anaesthetic! We of the Troughton Party oppose this simple brutality and want to see it stopped.
Education
Our schools policy is designed to help you and your children to a brighter future. In schools, children will be taught about the pointlessness of logic, and will be specially trained to deal with infuriating computers. As a Genius, our leader has all the right policies to bring our education standards to a whole new high. Every child will be taught how to use their free recorder under our music programme, and we fully expect there to be a huge rise in the number of talented young musicians.
Defense
A major part of our defense policies involve the protection of the continuum from alien invaders, especially preventing the global domination of the Cyber Party, who are intent on forcing every single voter to change their appearance, even against their will.
The Elderly
The elderly & frail will benefit from our outdoor heating systems, which will also serve to deter the Ice Warriors from invading.
Foreign Policy
Our recent Goodwill missions to The Land of Fiction have met great success. As the only party with friendly links to worlds outside reality and in, we promise to keep up the good work being done, in the hopes of one day allowing voters to settle outside of their own reality, take holidays etc. without the hassle of reality bothering you.
Technology
Every Tardis owner will be issued with a Stattenheim Remote Control as standard, so no need to remember where you parked! we promise to make call centres a thing of the past, and introduce our own form of telepathic communication.
Just in Case...
The Troughton Party acknowledges that, in the event of a hung continuum, we may have to negotiate with other parties, such as the Baker and Hartnell Parties, with whom we have worked before. If an amicable arrangement can be agreed, we will even work with the Fancypants Pertwee Party.
Please, do not vote for such brutal forces such as The Sontaran Party, or the Cyber Party, but vote for us. The Troughton Party.
As a party, we have a great track record of keeping our companions well informed, and we really are the best choice, not for our future, but for yours.
Vote Troughton!
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