People need to stop voting for their favourite Doctor; and read the policies. We should have started the thread yesterday and the poll today.

Erm, you were the one who suggested we started it on Wednesday but there again, I wasn't expecting that Poll to be put on so quickly when I started the thread yesterday afternoon.

I meant Thread on Wednesday, with Poll today.

sounds about right

As I said, and if you look my introduction to this thread, I wasn't expecting the mods to put it on for a few hours, if at all as it was only a mock poll.

I don't think it would have made any difference if I'd put the poll on today, people would have voted the same. If we'd taken The Doctor's out and had just companions/monsters, the popular ones would still have prevailed regardless.

Most importantly though, this was just for fun, nothing serious. For me, the fun was over the last few weeks on the other thread, the poll was just a bonus.

showing well, is RTD a member?

Perhaps the Dalek party should have been included. After all they guarantee no bankers will ever receive bonuses.

Now I hope everyone has voted. The Harkness Party is planning a celebration whatever happens.

Yeah, do we want a poll where everyone just votes for the person they most like the look and personality of without reading any of the policies or do we want to be like the real general election?

Last ditch attempt....

INFINTE RICE PUDDING IF YOU VOTE FOR US!
FREE LOTTERY TICKETS EVERY WEEK
WE ARE COOLER THAN TENNANT
CHRIS TARRANT SUPPORTS US
PYRAMID HATS
THE OSIRAN PARTY

Sorry...

The Harkness Party would like to thank the people who voted for us. We offer congratulations to the Tennant Party but as there is likely to be a hung parliament we are open to offers.

woah hang on a minute...such accusations!!!!


How do you know why everyone voted for whatever party???

I mean look at me....I voted Harkness...because I was half asleep...because I lost the will to read any more manifestoes/policies....so how can you say everyone who voted tennant did so because he is their favourite Doctor? For all we know someone could have had a gun to that voters head and made them vote....or they felt that Tennant was the new Saxon....or that they just want Ten at number Ten for a joke...


So many reasons....so little time

The Tom Baker Party would also like to thank those who voted, not just for any candidate, in demonstrating their belief in the Universal and pan-dimensional democratic process.

The Davison Party would also like to thank all those that voted for us and congratulates The Tennant Party on a fine victory, which we will take credit for!

The Tennant Party thanks all the voters. It's now time for us to reveal our plans for world domination, mwah ah ah ah ah !

Whether you voted because you believed in our policies or just because you think that our leader is eye candy, once again : thank you.


If there is hung parliament, the Tennant Party will welcome the Harkness Party in the same way our leader welcomed your leader in the TARDIS after the Saxon disaster.


The Tennant Party will be happy to be Ten at number Ten. That makes us laugh too


The Tennant Party thanks the Davison Party for the kind words and also offers congratulations on their honourable score.
In the case of a hung parliament, we will of course consider all offers.


*gets the manual "How to handle world domination" by E.S. Blofeld and begins taking notes.*

Congratulations to the Tennant Party.

So when do I get my swishy coat?

We will be in touch... Isn't it what all MPs say once they are elected ?

Pah! Glad my vote went to the Harkness Party then.

It's impressive that the TARDIS party have votes, especially as we withdrew from this election :P Thanks all the same.
From the TARDIS Party Leader

I would have given you a swishy coat - I have a few slightly damaged ones but I'm sure you wouldn't mind one with the odd weevil bite.

Sutekh has exploded in rage, destroying a street in Kent. Tennant; you need to improve your housing policy!

The Davison Party thanks The Tennant Party for it's comments on our score. It is mildly disappointing but compared to some of the other Parties, we did okay.

Now that you have global domination in your hands, we wonder if we could put some business your way? As we are currently free until 2013(When apparently there's some reunion thing going on) we wonder if you would be interested in helping us buy out Specsavers and corner the spectacle market completely. We also wonder if sneakers and cricket balls might be another line as we have noted your use of the cricket ball in recent times.

We also wish to inform you all that we have recently had lunch with the Leader of The Smith Party who apologises profusely for not being able to take part in this election. It is in fact his 'turn' to be The Doctor and he envisages this will keep him occupied for a few years though he may be available for the 2014 Election as his turn may be over by then.

He also told us all The Doctor Parties should have a Post Election Party and incorporate watching him on TV at the same time. The election debate was frenetic and quite tense at times and we wish to make peace with all The Doctor Parties at our TARDIS at 6.00 tomorrow evening.

Hartnell, you can come. Don't bring your walking stick, it could get violent after a few beers.

Troughton, you can come. Just try not to argue with anyone.

Pertwee, you're invited. Bring The Chablis and check out Sir Reginald Styles Wine Cellar for us as you said once it was a good one.

Tom Baker, you can come. I heard you tell one of your companions once you love a knees-up so I'll know you'll be there.

Colin Baker, you can come. Try to dress more demurely so we aren't blinded by your coat and could you ask Miss Brown if she'd mind doing some sort of routine for us? A Party isn't a party without a stripper! I did ask Miss Jovanka if she'd let us see inside her boob tube, but she gave me a big slap around the face and stormed off, not sure why......

McCoy, you can come, just don't get angry and don't let Ace come along if she has any nitro-nine.....

Tennant, you HAVE to come. We need to celebrate your Victory, no snogging though if you bring Rose and definitely no blubbing, know what you're like after a few drinks!

Harkness, you are NOT invited. we feel eleven men in one room would give you a heart attack if you could die and we have run out of tissues, need to get some in for the stripper.... Not only that, The Ecclestone Party has said it won't come if you do as it doesn't want any repeat of that kissing you did last time you both met. He's also bringing Banana's (he thinks they're good)and worries you may get even more excited and confused after a few, so sorry, no.

Osirian Party, you're NOT invited. The Hartnell Leader cannot kneel as he has a spot of gout and we haven't enough dustpans to clear up after you.

Sontaran Party, you can't come either. After a few drinks it'll be even harder to tell you apart and you never know who's gonna be standing behind you at any one time....

And finally, the TARDIS Party, you are our special guest. Come along and see how it used to be and wallow in the nostalgia of it all!!!

The McGann Party leader will be there to show he is stll alive and wishes to put to bed any suggestions he was anything to do with that crash on the A12 or that he had any relationships with a sexy blonde afterwards either. Don't let him lose with the Tarot Cards, he likes telling the future.

The Smith Party Leader will also be there if he has time. Told us he has a new recipe he's dying to show us, something about Fish Fingers and Custard.......

The Davison Party will be doing a few tricks like making a coin disappear before your eyes and end up behind your ear. We also promise not to keep running down the TARDIS corridors playing kiss chase with Miss Brown and no dashing around either!

Anyway, please come to our Party! Be there or be square(like a Sontaran's Head!)



P.S

Prior to the Party, if any of you would like to come over for a cup of tea and a game of cricket, we have enough for a whole team now! Know The Tom Baker and Tennant Party have shown an interest in cricket before so come along!

This is discrimination. If my party had got in I would have invited everyone else. We'll just party by ourselves then.

PS - I can't die - or at least not for very long.

And CE loved that snog so much he decided not to stand against me - well not much!

I would like to thank myself, Miss Peri Brown, Peri's mum, and that drunk bloke who was hanging around the polling station and had me mixed up with Tom Baker... for the four votes I received!

Congratulations to the Tennant party for the largest number of votes, but we do still have a hung continuum. So are we looking at a Tennant-Harkness-Tom Baker coalition to get past 50%? Blimey, there's going to be a lot of ego in that cabinet room!

Yes, I was going to mention that! Should the results be declared null and void and a new election called??

Osiran party, what happened? One vote? Even between Sutekh and Stevens you couldn't muster up a second one! Just goes to show Stevens is so brainwashed by BOSS that he can't tie his own shoelaces, never mind vote for the right party!

I have decided to dress down for the occasion and have borrowed an outfit from the leader of the Pertwee party:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwqYOIS6iQQ

I didn't think the Colin Baker Party had it in them to cross dress, but seeing your orginal coat...perhaps they did!

You didn't answer my question about Miss Brown either, we need a couple of things to help make this a good party!!!