Synergy? Has she been watching a bit of Apprentice USA perhaps???

Males are too competitive and can't wait to establish themselves as the leader

Plastic surgery, physician heal thy self.

Just watching it now, really p'd off about it. The Apprentice is something I look forward to every year and I can't imagine it'll be as good with kids in it!? I'll give it some time before I decide for sure but I'm not keen on the idea. Am I right in thinking this is all we get this year? No sign of the adult version?

Thought it would be rusks they would sell.

At least he should be able to work out how much it costs to use X litres of fancy aromatherapy oil.

(Harry Hill) CHEEEEEEESSSEEEEE!

"I've worked on markets all my life". He's 16

Will he be offered a scholarship to Sandhurst?

how many accents does jordan use in each sentence??

£3 for 3 crackers and 3 slices of cheese

at least they didnt buy cheese from Makro and take it to France to sell

Oh, and nobody to fancy in this line up... they're all children!!! lol

And the cheese is going to be "the cheapest one".

There all geeks lol especially the lads. one particular boy will get on my nerves he's already annoying me. He's the one already in business with his dad as exceutive producer and he is currently project leader. I'm currently missing the programme without adults in it.

That kid who boasts about all his A*s and he can't even pronounce 'Gouda'.

The girls team look so much better at this and they have better handwriting.

Some of these teens are SO stuck up.

I already don't like the leader of the boys team.

cheese is high on the list of products I definitely wouldn't buy from an open air stall run by kids

Jordan: "I'm going to leave you in charge of the selling of everything" - what does that mean exactly?! He's just going to palm off any mistakes onto him.

The girls are selling what looks like a pretty fancy range of cheese. That's going to sell itself. Some things just sell, and cheese is one of them.

Agreed! Zoe is doing well. You can tell she's done this before.

Speaking of accents...

ALL SOUTHERNERS and 1 Northern Irish?

Where's the regional variation?? The BBC are really starting to piss me off with this.

Project leader of the losing team? Could be.

The girls seem so much more clued up, especially the blonde girl in the hat.