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Hamster MURDERED ?
HELP PLEASE !! ![]() Quote:
It was a normal evening like every other evening when I put Snapper my hamster out in the back garden tonight. I noticed he was not his same confident self.But I cut up his lettuce as normal. When I went to put his dish out in the porch my eye caught a glance of him at the top of the gate.
I'm sure I seen him giving me the finger and the shout of "bloody internet" then he went off. Its been 3 hours now and I'm sure this isn't just a hissy fit as he does come back when it rains but not tonight. What have I done to deserve this . ?? I'm going over in my head what I've done,but apart from shaving my pubic hair there is nothing different I'm just turning thing over and over in my head . Please help. Should I phone the insurance people ? Quote:
Go into the pet forum and see if the cat owners are chuckling about their cat bringing them a half eaten hamster as a gift.
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Just phone a script writer for some decent gags. This one falls woefully short.
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Just phone a script writer for some decent gags. This one falls woefully short.
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Ah, I wondered where he got the quotes from.
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Maybe 'Advice' think we're less discerning in 'Pets'.
We're not.
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I'm sure I seen him giving me the finger and the shout of "bloody internet" then he went off.
This
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Maybe 'Advice' think we're less discerning in 'Pets'.
We're not. ![]()
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Can someone point me in the direction of the missing joke?
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Can someone point me in the direction of the missing joke?
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Sorry I created a monster
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Shall we send him to Politics or Showbiz next?
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Sorry I created a monster
![]() ![]() Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?
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No, Computing & Networks. They are renowned for their sense of humour & it will make a refreshing change from the Apple Vs PC threads :sleep:
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Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?
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Hehe! Just realised you sent the poster over here!!!
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Please note that no hamster was harmed in the making of this thread!
However an imaginary hamster is currently helping us with our enquiries!
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Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?