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Old 13-05-2010, 12:37
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HELP PLEASE !!



It was a normal evening like every other evening when I put Snapper my hamster out in the back garden tonight. I noticed he was not his same confident self.But I cut up his lettuce as normal. When I went to put his dish out in the porch my eye caught a glance of him at the top of the gate.
I'm sure I seen him giving me the finger and the shout of "bloody internet" then he went off.

Its been 3 hours now and I'm sure this isn't just a hissy fit as he does come back when it rains but not tonight.

What have I done to deserve this . ??

I'm going over in my head what I've done,but apart from shaving my pubic hair there is nothing different I'm just turning thing over and over in my head .

Please help.

Should I phone the insurance people ?
Go into the pet forum and see if the cat owners are chuckling about their cat bringing them a half eaten hamster as a gift.
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Old 13-05-2010, 13:17
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Just phone a script writer for some decent gags. This one falls woefully short.
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Old 13-05-2010, 13:21
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Just phone a script writer for some decent gags. This one falls woefully short.
It failed to impress in Advice as well :yawn:
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Old 13-05-2010, 13:27
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Ah, I wondered where he got the quotes from.
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Old 13-05-2010, 13:29
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Maybe 'Advice' think we're less discerning in 'Pets'.

We're not.
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Old 13-05-2010, 13:37
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I'm sure I seen him giving me the finger and the shout of "bloody internet" then he went off.
This
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Old 13-05-2010, 15:07
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Maybe 'Advice' think we're less discerning in 'Pets'.

We're not.
Shall we send him to Politics or Showbiz next?
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Old 13-05-2010, 15:12
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Can someone point me in the direction of the missing joke?
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Old 13-05-2010, 17:22
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Can someone point me in the direction of the missing joke?
I think we've given it a decent burial!
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Old 13-05-2010, 17:23
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Sorry I created a monster
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Old 13-05-2010, 17:25
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Shall we send him to Politics or Showbiz next?
No, Computing & Networks. They are renowned for their sense of humour & it will make a refreshing change from the Apple Vs PC threads :sleep:
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Old 13-05-2010, 17:34
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Sorry I created a monster
Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?
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Old 13-05-2010, 17:37
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No, Computing & Networks. They are renowned for their sense of humour & it will make a refreshing change from the Apple Vs PC threads :sleep:
"Bit risky. We don't want to cause too much excitement!" typed *stargazer* on her lovely slimline iMac
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Old 13-05-2010, 22:26
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Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?
Hehe! Just realised you sent the poster over here!!!
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Old 14-05-2010, 14:14
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Hehe! Just realised you sent the poster over here!!!
I was just going to start experimenting with a Hamster I found dead and some electricity too
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Old 14-05-2010, 14:18
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Please note that no hamster was harmed in the making of this thread! However an imaginary hamster is currently helping us with our enquiries!
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