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Hamster MURDERED ?
BoshWallop
13-05-2010
HELP PLEASE !!



Originally Posted by BoshWallop:
“It was a normal evening like every other evening when I put Snapper my hamster out in the back garden tonight. I noticed he was not his same confident self.But I cut up his lettuce as normal. When I went to put his dish out in the porch my eye caught a glance of him at the top of the gate.
I'm sure I seen him giving me the finger and the shout of "bloody internet" then he went off.

Its been 3 hours now and I'm sure this isn't just a hissy fit as he does come back when it rains but not tonight.

What have I done to deserve this . ??

I'm going over in my head what I've done,but apart from shaving my pubic hair there is nothing different I'm just turning thing over and over in my head .

Please help.

Should I phone the insurance people ?”

Originally Posted by Sentenza:
“Go into the pet forum and see if the cat owners are chuckling about their cat bringing them a half eaten hamster as a gift.”

RubusRoo
13-05-2010
Just phone a script writer for some decent gags. This one falls woefully short.
*stargazer*
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by RubusRoo:
“Just phone a script writer for some decent gags. This one falls woefully short.”

It failed to impress in Advice as well :yawn:
RubusRoo
13-05-2010
Ah, I wondered where he got the quotes from.
Lippincote
13-05-2010
Maybe 'Advice' think we're less discerning in 'Pets'.

We're not.
chuck_wippl
13-05-2010
Quote:
“I'm sure I seen him giving me the finger and the shout of "bloody internet" then he went off.”

This
*stargazer*
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by Lippincote:
“Maybe 'Advice' think we're less discerning in 'Pets'.

We're not.”

Shall we send him to Politics or Showbiz next?
whackyracer
13-05-2010
Can someone point me in the direction of the missing joke?
*stargazer*
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by whackyracer:
“Can someone point me in the direction of the missing joke?”

I think we've given it a decent burial!
Sentenza
13-05-2010
Sorry I created a monster
RubusRoo
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by *stargazer*:
“Shall we send him to Politics or Showbiz next? ”

No, Computing & Networks. They are renowned for their sense of humour & it will make a refreshing change from the Apple Vs PC threads :sleep:
*stargazer*
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by Sentenza:
“Sorry I created a monster ”

Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?
*stargazer*
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by RubusRoo:
“No, Computing & Networks. They are renowned for their sense of humour & it will make a refreshing change from the Apple Vs PC threads :sleep:”

"Bit risky. We don't want to cause too much excitement!" typed *stargazer* on her lovely slimline iMac
*stargazer*
13-05-2010
Originally Posted by *stargazer*:
“ Are you Dr Frankenstein and is BoshWallop the experiment that went wrong?”

Hehe! Just realised you sent the poster over here!!!
Sentenza
14-05-2010
Originally Posted by *stargazer*:
“Hehe! Just realised you sent the poster over here!!! ”

I was just going to start experimenting with a Hamster I found dead and some electricity too
*stargazer*
14-05-2010
Please note that no hamster was harmed in the making of this thread! However an imaginary hamster is currently helping us with our enquiries!
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