[David Wright]

Originally Posted by exlordlucan

Jim Davidson?

Yep, I've always suspected there could be a lot of repressed homosexuality going on there.

I remember when he had a huge and VERY public falling out with Joe Longthorne a few years ago. The papers never got to the bottom of what went on there, but I've always suspected its the closest Davidson has ever come to being "outed"

[dan44762000]

Originally Posted by lucyloverlou

Wow, quite the smooth talking charmer aren't we?


Erm, well yes, seeing as I quoted you, then all the signs would point towards it being directed at you as you also rather oafishly questioned me last week. Sorry if any of that has confused you anywhere along the line.

Loathed as I am to respond to a textspeak and expletive laced post, I will tell you one thing. There may be someone talking out of their 'arse' here mate, but I can assure you it's not me.

In the future, please don't tell me what I do know and what I don't. And perhaps think before you type may be a piece of advice you can take to heart?

one word "whatever"

[dan44762000]

Originally Posted by dan44762000

and how do you know then ? ?

i find it impossible that you can say you know 100% about the number of names on this thread that are way of the mark.
slept with all of them have you ?
and even if you did there is such a thing as being bisexual.
so no i dont believe you. its your word against numerous others.
but thanks for trying to make out you are the all knowing oracle.

[lucyloverlou]

Originally Posted by dan44762000

i find it impossible that you can say you know 100% about the number of names on this thread that are way of the mark.
slept with all of them have you ?
and even if you did there is such a thing as being bisexual.
so no i dont believe you. its your word against numerous others.
but thanks for trying to make out you are the all knowing oracle.

Gave the 'whatever' a rethink did we?...

Dear me, it hardly seems worth replying to such nonsense.
Did you actually even read my post? I wasn't saying I knew about *every* name on the thread
There was one particular person, whom was mentioned that I know for sure is 100% straight. I pointed out that the 'rumours' about them in the past posted on here came from from one bewildered person who was obviously lying. As far as all the other people who are mentioned on the thread, I have no idea, I just knew the rumours about this one particular person were false.
I spoke from what I think is plain common sense and asked people not to believe everything they read, which could be posted by anyone.

[PADDY75]

Originally Posted by M. Tourette

Why is it always the interest in males who might be gay?
Why do women not count in this area?

Every time there is speculation someone is gay it is 9/10 times male.

I suppose every DS reader is of the same opinion as Queen Victoria.

Very true. I think there most certainly are closeted ladies in the biz. Perhaps they are not of great interest to most people in search of gay goss.

[alienpanda]

I would say, and this is just my opinion....

Joe McElderry
Stephen Mulhern
Sheldon off Big Bang Theory
Malcom (Norris) Hebden

[greendean]

Fat Pat on eastenders and Hyacinth Bucket.

[alienpanda]

Louis Theroux?

[TheEricPollard]

Originally Posted by Cult of Z-List

Ok, so reading through this thread I think I have gathered an insight into the processes required to remain in the closet. Tell me if I’ve missed something.

1. The closet gay celebrity is always the most attractive and famous celeb of a particular genre, or popular TV programme, hence it’s Wentworth Miller or Robert Pattinson and not their bit-part co-stars. And by the same token it is Adonis Ashley Cole, and not luggy beanpole Peter Crouch, and it is handsome ex-World Champion Lewis Hamliton and not troll faced Hispania driver Bruno Senna.

2. The closet gay star has almost superhuman powers of persuasion and press control which they use to maintain “their secret”. Hamilton for example is able to persuade stunning Pussy Cat Doll singer Nicole Scherzinger, who could snap her fingers and have half the world’s male population fawning around her, to act as his “beard” for no apparent financial or professional gain. And the a fore mentioned Mr Cole goes to extraordinary lengths in order to maintain “his little secret”. Not only does he enter into a marriage of convenience, in the full glare of media publicity with a high profile “also gay” pop star (Now you would think the perfect beard would be someone who would just fade into the background). But he also has a number of extra-marital “beards” which causes the said sham marriage to break down, also in the full glare of publicity, thus thrusting himself back into the spotlight and increasing the danger of “his secret” being made public. The sheer audacity of the scheme and the breathtaking efficiency of it’s execution must make many a Bond villain green with envy.

3. Having gone to all this trouble to cover up “their secret” the closet gay celebrity will then take extraordinary risks. He will invariably become a member of an exclusive gay nightclub in London (not so exclusive that every gay guy this side of Rotherham isn’t a member though) the location of which is well known to everyone but the paparazzi (most of whom would cream their pants at the prospect of outing an A-List celebrity in one of the numerous magazines/websites devoted to celebrity). Stars like Pattinson and Miller, who normally can’t take a dump without being surrounded by screaming teenage girls, are able to visit these establishment’s in perfect secrecy, and not a single camera phone is used by any of the 100’s of fellow patrons, to snap a photo of the superstar snogging a bloke. The closet gay celebrity will not then get down and dirty with any of the over extraordinarily gorgeous footballers and Hollywood leading men who will frequent the same places, no, instead they will go off with “Dave from Croydon” the ubiquitous friend of a friend/ gay uncle/cousin/ex-boyfriend. (Congratulations to Dave, he gets loads of poon tang). who is a morally incorruptible individual who never sells the story to the tabloids, but does choose to tell his nearest and dearest on the proviso that it remains “a secret”.

Is that about it?

yes..

[PeteJB]

Originally Posted by greendean

Fat Pat on eastenders and Hyacinth Bucket.

They've been out for years.

[Dancefan8001]

Originally Posted by BigGavSW9

Tom Cruise .... in the early days of his career he was in the UK doing some publicity for a movie and was staying at the park lane hotel where i worked at the time - he called down to room service for a meal and when myself and a colleague went up to the room he asked my colleague to stay a while .... he came back downstairs about two hours later, grinning from ear to ear and telling the tale of Tom being an agressive bottom boy ...

I have never heard of two people taking a room-service meal up for one person, much less asking one of them to stay while on duty, in front of another employee. Your whole story sounds fishy to me.

[Dancefan8001]

Originally Posted by PatMcgroin

At last - someone with an ounce of common sense.

Word to this.

[Kapellmeister]

Has anyone mentioned Bill Oddie yet?

[jujubee]

The "You guys are all MEANIES for speculating that people might be gay on a message board!!!" never gets old. Not to mention the uber hypocritical "You guys need to get a life" from people who have their knickers in a twist over some harmless internet speculation.

No. Not every person gossiped about is actually gay, but quite a few probably are whether you like to hear it or not.

[Elphie_Lives]

Originally Posted by alienpanda

I would say, and this is just my opinion....

Joe McElderry
Stephen Mulhern
Sheldon off Big Bang Theory
Malcom (Norris) Hebden

The actor? I don't think so, though its always a possibilty.

Originally Posted by alienpanda

Louis Theroux?

His partner is a woman, I know that doesn't mean much. But he doesn't give off any gay vibes.

[iputaspellonyou]

Originally Posted by Kapellmeister

Has anyone mentioned Bill Oddie yet?

I don't think Bill Oddie is. He's got a wife, kids and some grandkids too.

[TheEricPollard]

Bill Oddie? Don't people usually only start gay rumours about people they fancy?

[Paper Doll]

Bill Oddie is a dirty old (heterosexual) man.

[pussyfoot]

Originally Posted by Kapellmeister

Has anyone mentioned Bill Oddie yet?

How do you know? Hes never set my gaydar off.

[Kapellmeister]

Originally Posted by pussyfoot

How do you know? Hes never set my gaydar off.

I didn't say he was. I just wondered if anyone had mentioned him yet?

[FaithInEliza]

Originally Posted by Dennis C

I can imagine Faith and Buffy together.

"c'mon, it's night time. The vamps are out so let's get some slayin' in"

"let the vamps be. Let's get up to bed. That's what the night time's for"

"OK"

THE END

ahahhaa.. Best femslash Fuffy I've ever read!

And yes, you're quite right,Buffy and Faith was where it was at

[Carljb]

craig david

[Belligerence]

Originally Posted by Carljb

craig david

Seriously?

This thread has become more of a Guess Who, without any concrete evidence.

[wallster]

Originally Posted by Belligerence

This thread has become more of a Guess Who, without any concrete evidence.

I agree. We have entered a few fantasy worlds.

Better to concentrate on young talent who say they won't get married before they are 30

[David Wright]

Hayden Christenson, who played Anakin in the Star Wars prequels.