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In the closet gay celebs! Who are they?
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Tewingirl
09-03-2011
Originally Posted by Cult of Z-List:
“Ok, so reading through this thread I think I have gathered an insight into the processes required to remain in the closet. Tell me if I’ve missed something.

1. The closet gay celebrity is always the most attractive and famous celeb of a particular genre, or popular TV programme, hence it’s Wentworth Miller or Robert Pattinson and not their bit-part co-stars. And by the same token it is Adonis Ashley Cole, and not luggy beanpole Peter Crouch, and it is handsome ex-World Champion Lewis Hamliton and not troll faced Hispania driver Bruno Senna.

2. The closet gay star has almost superhuman powers of persuasion and press control which they use to maintain “their secret”. Hamilton for example is able to persuade stunning Pussy Cat Doll singer Nicole Scherzinger, who could snap her fingers and have half the world’s male population fawning around her, to act as his “beard” for no apparent financial or professional gain. And the a fore mentioned Mr Cole goes to extraordinary lengths in order to maintain “his little secret”. Not only does he enter into a marriage of convenience, in the full glare of media publicity with a high profile “also gay” pop star (Now you would think the perfect beard would be someone who would just fade into the background). But he also has a number of extra-marital “beards” which causes the said sham marriage to break down, also in the full glare of publicity, thus thrusting himself back into the spotlight and increasing the danger of “his secret” being made public. The sheer audacity of the scheme and the breathtaking efficiency of it’s execution must make many a Bond villain green with envy.

3. Having gone to all this trouble to cover up “their secret” the closet gay celebrity will then take extraordinary risks. He will invariably become a member of an exclusive gay nightclub in London (not so exclusive that every gay guy this side of Rotherham isn’t a member though) the location of which is well known to everyone but the paparazzi (most of whom would cream their pants at the prospect of outing an A-List celebrity in one of the numerous magazines/websites devoted to celebrity). Stars like Pattinson and Miller, who normally can’t take a dump without being surrounded by screaming teenage girls, are able to visit these establishment’s in perfect secrecy, and not a single camera phone is used by any of the 100’s of fellow patrons, to snap a photo of the superstar snogging a bloke. The closet gay celebrity will not then get down and dirty with any of the over extraordinarily gorgeous footballers and Hollywood leading men who will frequent the same places, no, instead they will go off with “Dave from Croydon” the ubiquitous friend of a friend/ gay uncle/cousin/ex-boyfriend. (Congratulations to Dave, he gets loads of poon tang). who is a morally incorruptible individual who never sells the story to the tabloids, but does choose to tell his nearest and dearest on the proviso that it remains “a secret”.

Is that about it?”


Ha ha ha, brilliant. I agree with the examples you've given.

But some I think are gay, like Tom Cruise and George Clooney, just because of the sheer amount of rumours over a very protracted period of time.
Tewingirl
09-03-2011
Originally Posted by Elphie_Lives:
“No Kstew, and Dianna Agron are speculated to be lesbians. Especially KStew and that its a double bearding with Robert P.

Dianna would actually never be believed to be a lesbian since 'she's too pretty' to be gay. So she can hide behind that.

There are pics that show both have so much more chemistry with women than men. Especially DA drunk.”

"double bearding" - ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

This thread is soooo funny.
Tewingirl
09-03-2011
Originally Posted by mirandaweb:
“Well, for what it's worth, Lewis Hamilton doesn't show up on my gaydar, Jaques Villeneuve does however.”

Thanks, didn't think he was.

I think Nelson Piquet Jr is - what do you think? Beautiful looking man though.
mikebuk
09-03-2011
Originally Posted by nheaney:
“I See A Swedish Footballer Has Come Out As Gay”

The son of Glenn Hysen, formally of Liverpool.
Cryolemon
14-03-2011
Interesting thread for me to make a first post on, but oh well.

If I was famous I wouldn't care what people were saying about me on the internet, because if you start getting bothered about every little thing then you would end up going mad.

I'm bisexual, and I personally think people should come out, but if they're happier not doing that's up to them.

As for the guesses, I have no problem with it at all as long as it isn't malicious. There are plenty of people who it wouldn't surprise me to hear they were gay or bi (And some where nothing would shock me (eg. Lady Gaga)).

List of people who I think might be gay or bi (based on nothing except my mind, which means that some may be wishful thinking, and might say something about my mind...):

Daniel Radcliffe (he's hot, which may cloud my judgement there lol)
Tom Felton (I definitely think either him or Daniel Radcliffe, if not both)
Dolly Parton (there are actually rumours about her!)
Avril Lavigne - Probably just because I like her, but I think she might be bi
Michael Ball, as mentioned a fair few times above
Someone mentioned Fearne Cotton - It wouldn't shock me if she was bi.
And finally, this one is really random, but for some reason the Radio 2 travel presenter Bobbie Pryor pings for me.

I'm guessing there are a fair few gay football players. I don't watch football enough to really guess at any though.
miles19740
14-03-2011
My gaydar always goes into overdrive when I see and hear Tom Daley. I am sure he is...and that is fine by the way.
Rorschach
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by duffsdad:
“Hugh Jackman”

Never really heard that about Hugh, though I have about Gerard Butler (who is vaguely connected as they play similar roles )
Cryolemon
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by miles19740:
“My gaydar always goes into overdrive when I see and hear Tom Daley. I am sure he is...and that is fine by the way.”

Blake Aldridge (the guy who used to be his diving partner) pings more for me, although I do see what you mean about Tom Daley.
*Cadhla*
14-03-2011
Lol this thread is very funny...a load of old twaddle, but very funny!!!!
BP4L
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by miles19740:
“My gaydar always goes into overdrive when I see and hear Tom Daley. I am sure he is...and that is fine by the way.”

I agree with this one actually.
:]Hannah
14-03-2011
one guy from JLS. This one:
http://www.jlsofficial.com/images/ph...0rt_medium.jpg
Cryolemon
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by *Cadhla*:
“Lol this thread is very funny...a load of old twaddle, but very funny!!!! ”

Almost certainly a load of twaddle, but it's always good to speculate ( just ask the stock brokers ) =D
currykev
14-03-2011
I don't care who is gay as long as they don't try to touch my boyfriend's love cheeks.
:]Hannah
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by RachyPachey21:
“I always got the gay vibe from Jason Derulo any truth in this?”

I thought that too when I saw his videos, but I've seen him live and I didn't get the vibe from him at all in real life.
cazzz
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by conchie:
“I'm still not over the shock of Raymond Burr (Ironside) !!! and of course the aforementioned Rock......!!”

never heard that before
Glinny
14-03-2011
Barry Manilow!
Cryolemon
14-03-2011
Originally Posted by Glinny:
“Barry Manilow!”

That wouldn't shock me at all.
BP4L
15-03-2011
I know his name has been mentioned but X-Factor's Lloyd Daniels -

http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/lof...p?t136819.html.

No doubt keen to keep his teen girl fans for when he releases his album later this year, although he's not helping himself with pics like that.
Strathpeffer
15-03-2011
Not too sure about Sooty.
Eejit
15-03-2011
I always presumed Lewis Hamilton was. Perhaps his relationship with Nicole is real though... or perhaps not. It's hard not to be a little bit suspicious these days.

I wonder if Tom Daley might come out before 2012 (presuming he is actually gay, obviously)? I guess probably not.There's only one other openly gay male Olympian in the world, shockingly - though that's the current diving gold medalist, and one of Tom's biggest rivals.
SuperAPJ
15-03-2011
Originally Posted by :]Hannah:
“one guy from JLS. This one:
http://www.jlsofficial.com/images/ph...0rt_medium.jpg”

JB has a girlfriend, so he can't possibly be gay!
SillyBillyGoat
15-03-2011
What is this gay "vibe" that everyone speaks of? Sure, some are obvious because of the way they behave, but many are just regular guys. Likewise, many straight guys are feminine.

I'm sure nobody got a gay vibe from the gay Kray twin (can't remember which one it was)

Using how camp, effemenite, etc somebody seems is not a way of determining if they are gay or not.

Stereotypes are just that. Stereotypes. Not the full picture.
lizawithazee
15-03-2011
This thread is hilarious!
For what it's worth, I'm sure Liz Hurley has done a bit of bearding in her time.
Froggie72
15-03-2011
Originally Posted by ellajones:
“Also for some people they may be a bit vague about their sexuality - soem peopel are "confused" or uncertain which is different ot denial. I didn't used ot think this, but I do think it is unfair people are asked to confirm or deny their sexuality. It is better as a society to be cooler and more laid back - like the French ”

Could you please explain your statement? I'm French and find French society everything BUT cool and laid back, especially when it comes to homosexuality!
Cryolemon
15-03-2011
Originally Posted by SillyBillyGoat:
“What is this gay "vibe" that everyone speaks of? Sure, some are obvious because of the way they behave, but many are just regular guys. Likewise, many straight guys are feminine.

I'm sure nobody got a gay vibe from the gay Kray twin (can't remember which one it was)

Using how camp, effemenite, etc somebody seems is not a way of determining if they are gay or not.

Stereotypes are just that. Stereotypes. Not the full picture.”

I think both the Kray twins looked pretty effeminate in some ways actually (I can say that now, they're dead lol). As for getting vibes off people, it's an individual thing I guess.
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