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Old 19-05-2010, 18:52
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"reading Monkseal silently" is as impossible as "eating a sugared jam doughnut without liking your lips".
But has fewer calories.
So true, I once tried to read it whilst eating a jam donut and nearly choked
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Old 19-05-2010, 20:08
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Ah Monk Seal is a genius. I laugh so much at the blogs I nearly wet myself half the time!
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Old 19-05-2010, 20:11
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Two words: Diet Barrowman.
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Old 19-05-2010, 20:19
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'Relatively expensive double quilted eye make up removal pads'
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Old 19-05-2010, 20:21
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'Diet Barrowman' and the Hope and Diamond thing was hilarious.
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Old 19-05-2010, 20:24
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'Relatively expensive double quilted eye make up removal pads'

I think thats my favourite too!...poor Lauren she is hilarious for all the wrong reasons!
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Old 19-05-2010, 20:49
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I thought the dog section of the results show was hilarious. Dangerous Dave with the cucumber on his eyes!
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Old 19-05-2010, 21:03
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Take that look off your face..... And then a picture of Stephanie

Danielle is just a shy girl and reads books and things.... and would never usualy dream of entering a compition such as this....

"Unlike this".... picture of Lauren's banner.... "Confident monster." written underneith

I love Lauren's banner by the way. It's so cheasy.
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Old 19-05-2010, 21:06
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YES YES YES! It's bloody genius that blog. I can't appreciate it enough.
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Old 19-05-2010, 21:26
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"Danielle can’t think of anything she wants more than the ruby slippers right now apart from possibly for Sheila to stop rapping on her window every night at 2am, licking it, then winking at her,"

Genius!!!!!
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Old 19-05-2010, 21:35
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"Danielle can’t think of anything she wants more than the ruby slippers right now apart from possibly for Sheila to stop rapping on her window every night at 2am, licking it, then winking at her,"

Genius!!!!!
Yuck.
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Old 19-05-2010, 22:47
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Any idea who Monkseal is ? Is he someone famous who blogs under a pseudonym ? Russell Brand perhaps ? Any ideas anyone ?
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Old 20-05-2010, 07:16
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I'm adding my expressions of appreciation for Monkseal's blog, not just for OTR but everything else he does, I watch shows I would never bother with just to keep up with the blog. Too many pearls to pick just one or two.
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Old 20-05-2010, 09:02
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Any idea who Monkseal is ? Is he someone famous who blogs under a pseudonym ? Russell Brand perhaps ? Any ideas anyone ?

This is meant to be an Appreciation thread!
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Old 20-05-2010, 09:13
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This is meant to be an Appreciation thread!
Okay point taken (lol). I'm just curious to know who he is - he's such a talented and funny writer. Monkseal reveal yourself !
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Old 20-05-2010, 14:00
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[quote=Clarkia;40386165]Okay point taken (lol). I'm just curious to know who he is - he's such a talented and funny writer. Monkseal reveal yourself ![/QUOTE]

Bet he won't!
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Old 20-05-2010, 18:08
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We could all "do a Spartacus" and stand up in turn, declaring

"I'm Monkseal!"
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Old 20-05-2010, 19:49
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<3 him so much. Without his recaps I never would have noticed the blatant occurrences of all of the lesbian-bath-time-three-ways going on in the house (although Sophie's groping of the leaving girl is pretty unmissable).
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Old 20-05-2010, 19:58
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I would never have notice how much Charlotte demonstrates her words if it weren't for monkseal. I noticed the vibrato - the wobbly stuff in your voice (wobbles hand), but not the smaller stuff like li http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1...icture36-1.jpg and http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1...icture37-1.jpg.
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Old 21-05-2010, 12:55
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Just posted on unapp thread - Junior apprentice blog! Also love the Camille love, and the bath time romp. In fact reading the one for the first show last weekend, had to stop at just the headline to regain my composure - 'Goodbye Scarecrow…goodbye Tin Man…goodbye the pretence of impartiality'


PS But Mimi - I am Monkseal
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Old 21-05-2010, 13:11
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The CONFIDENT MONSTER stuff always cracks me up. As does him pointing out that Diet Barrowman is President of Pens.

I loved his stuff about Hope and Diamond. Basically the recaps almost make the show.

I also love the Stephanie picture he keeps posting when he wants to say WTF.
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Old 21-05-2010, 19:13
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I heart Monkseal, his Junior Apprentice blog is equally hilarious. In fact, I kinda fancy him!

Man with a brain, biggest turn-on
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Old 21-05-2010, 20:48
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I love his blog! I'm sometimes wondering "what would he say about this moment?" when something happens on the shows.
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Old 24-05-2010, 20:45
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Is there a Final Monkseal blog? I can't find one and I've got withdrawal symptoms!
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Old 24-05-2010, 21:01
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I'm sure there will be, they normally appear a few days after the show...

As I was flicking through the tv guide tonight there was a show on channel 4 named 'The Cure of the Hope Diamond' and it just made me laugh and think aaahh monkseal would love this!
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