So true, I once tried to read it whilst eating a jam donut and nearly choked

Ah Monk Seal is a genius. I laugh so much at the blogs I nearly wet myself half the time!

Two words: Diet Barrowman.

'Relatively expensive double quilted eye make up removal pads'

'Diet Barrowman' and the Hope and Diamond thing was hilarious.

I think thats my favourite too!...poor Lauren she is hilarious for all the wrong reasons!

I thought the dog section of the results show was hilarious. Dangerous Dave with the cucumber on his eyes!

Take that look off your face..... And then a picture of Stephanie

Danielle is just a shy girl and reads books and things.... and would never usualy dream of entering a compition such as this....

"Unlike this".... picture of Lauren's banner.... "Confident monster." written underneith

I love Lauren's banner by the way. It's so cheasy.

YES YES YES! It's bloody genius that blog. I can't appreciate it enough.

"Danielle can’t think of anything she wants more than the ruby slippers right now apart from possibly for Sheila to stop rapping on her window every night at 2am, licking it, then winking at her,"

Genius!!!!!

Yuck.

Any idea who Monkseal is ? Is he someone famous who blogs under a pseudonym ? Russell Brand perhaps ? Any ideas anyone ?

I'm adding my expressions of appreciation for Monkseal's blog, not just for OTR but everything else he does, I watch shows I would never bother with just to keep up with the blog. Too many pearls to pick just one or two.

This is meant to be an Appreciation thread!

Okay point taken (lol). I'm just curious to know who he is - he's such a talented and funny writer. Monkseal reveal yourself !

[quote=Clarkia;40386165]Okay point taken (lol). I'm just curious to know who he is - he's such a talented and funny writer. Monkseal reveal yourself ![/QUOTE]

Bet he won't!

We could all "do a Spartacus" and stand up in turn, declaring

"I'm Monkseal!"

<3 him so much. Without his recaps I never would have noticed the blatant occurrences of all of the lesbian-bath-time-three-ways going on in the house (although Sophie's groping of the leaving girl is pretty unmissable).

I would never have notice how much Charlotte demonstrates her words if it weren't for monkseal. I noticed the vibrato - the wobbly stuff in your voice (wobbles hand), but not the smaller stuff like li http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1...icture36-1.jpg and http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1...icture37-1.jpg.

Just posted on unapp thread - Junior apprentice blog! Also love the Camille love, and the bath time romp. In fact reading the one for the first show last weekend, had to stop at just the headline to regain my composure - 'Goodbye Scarecrow…goodbye Tin Man…goodbye the pretence of impartiality'


PS But Mimi - I am Monkseal

The CONFIDENT MONSTER stuff always cracks me up. As does him pointing out that Diet Barrowman is President of Pens.

I loved his stuff about Hope and Diamond. Basically the recaps almost make the show.

I also love the Stephanie picture he keeps posting when he wants to say WTF.

I heart Monkseal, his Junior Apprentice blog is equally hilarious. In fact, I kinda fancy him!

Man with a brain, biggest turn-on

I love his blog! I'm sometimes wondering "what would he say about this moment?" when something happens on the shows.

Is there a Final Monkseal blog? I can't find one and I've got withdrawal symptoms!

I'm sure there will be, they normally appear a few days after the show...

As I was flicking through the tv guide tonight there was a show on channel 4 named 'The Cure of the Hope Diamond' and it just made me laugh and think aaahh monkseal would love this!