''THE first Big Brother bonk happened TWO YEARS before everyone thought.

Teen Big Brother contestants Jade Dyer and Tommy Wright were hailed as the first couple to get hot and heavy inside the reality TV house last year.

But dizzy Helen Adams and Paul Clarke from BB2 had beat them to it.

Fellow housemate Dean O'Loughlin tells all in his book Living In The Box.

He says he stood guard outside the garden den while the couple romped inside during a party two weeks after cameras stopped rolling.''

The Sunday Mail, 23/05/04.

Doesn't really count if the cameras weren't rolling though

My name is Dean. Please buy my book. It's got lots of scandals in it.

He is reminding me of Jordan.

I'm waiting for 'Penny was a bloke' and 'Bubble is really my son'

This reeks of desperation.

Anyway, if we are going on a technicality (not being on television) the chickens were the first 'couple' to get frisky on television.

No, no - Ray and Pam were first.
You know - Pamela Handerson, Pam of the hand etc etc ...

Sorry, best I could do ...

I've read the book and actually Dean says nothing of the sort. All he says is that Paul had being saying how mad it was with all the media frenzy and that him and Helen hadn't been able to spend any time alone together at all since they left the house, so Dean and a few others just helped them get a few moments of privacy at the party. He certainly never said anything about them bonking or romping or whatever wording the tabloids have invented and he doesn't even imply that that is what happened.