Surely even chairs are too dangerous after Aliona nearly fell off one on the tour!

I think it's best if they just stuck to 10CC's Sacro Illiac dance.
In any tempo and any rhythm.
Here's a link to the lyrics with a description of the "dance": http://www.lyricsmania.com/the_sacro...rics_10cc.html

Well, there you go, now we know. The BBC have identified 5 dancers as "High Risk" and are not allowing them anywhere near a vulnerable celebrity for the next series.

Brian, Ian and Matt all failed their Elf & Safety assessment. (Plus both Bennetts - what a nightmare it must be at their house, with two dangerous dancers about the place.)

The assessment? Well, at Pro Tour in Southampton, Brian's hat flew off towards the band mid-twirl, Ian failed to rip Natalie's trousers off properly (several times) and Matt - well, not sure, but think it was to do with the number of audience fainting with sheer pleasure.

Those boys are dangerous

I think the real threat to H&S is Bruno clocking someone when he stands up to yell his comments!

Rumour has it that a safety screen will be erected in front of Craig's seat in case Brendan decides to take a swipe at him!

I think after the debarcle when Brendan tried (and very nearly failed) to lift Lisa, the foil wrapped turkey, in their showdance - this was inevitable.

Probably for the best.