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Old 09-06-2010, 11:35
Mystical123
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Next SCD story:

Health & Safety have decided that all the celebrities and professionals must dance while sitting down in comfortable chairs (so nobody damages their backs) because the couples aren't allowed to stand up in fear of them falling and injuring themselves.
Surely even chairs are too dangerous after Aliona nearly fell off one on the tour!
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Old 09-06-2010, 11:44
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I think it's best if they just stuck to 10CC's Sacro Illiac dance.
In any tempo and any rhythm.
Here's a link to the lyrics with a description of the "dance": http://www.lyricsmania.com/the_sacro...rics_10cc.html
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Old 10-06-2010, 13:09
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Well, there you go, now we know. The BBC have identified 5 dancers as "High Risk" and are not allowing them anywhere near a vulnerable celebrity for the next series.

Brian, Ian and Matt all failed their Elf & Safety assessment. (Plus both Bennetts - what a nightmare it must be at their house, with two dangerous dancers about the place.)

The assessment? Well, at Pro Tour in Southampton, Brian's hat flew off towards the band mid-twirl, Ian failed to rip Natalie's trousers off properly (several times) and Matt - well, not sure, but think it was to do with the number of audience fainting with sheer pleasure.

Those boys are dangerous
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Old 16-06-2010, 11:43
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I think the real threat to H&S is Bruno clocking someone when he stands up to yell his comments!
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Old 18-06-2010, 20:46
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Rumour has it that a safety screen will be erected in front of Craig's seat in case Brendan decides to take a swipe at him!
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Old 18-06-2010, 20:54
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I think after the debarcle when Brendan tried (and very nearly failed) to lift Lisa, the foil wrapped turkey, in their showdance - this was inevitable.

Probably for the best.
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