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After watching last nights show, I feel I can become a sucessful artist
superboy
03-06-2010
Not sure what I should do first though, smash a window and stick it in a frame? Or buy a canvas and throw 3 tins of paint over it? Apparently you can charge £4000 for it!
Suburbanqueen
03-06-2010
Maybe we could go into partnership ! I could lob a load of sand on the floor in Neasden High Street and then guard it and call it ' Sandstorm in Neasden'

Or...........I could get my cat to pooh in his litter tray and put in its own room in the Tate Modern?
LooieENG
03-06-2010
Why waste your time painting? Just take a photo of some mountains and deserts and what not with a cheap digital camera from Argos
Fringo
03-06-2010
Originally Posted by LooieENG:
“Why waste your time painting? Just take a photo of some mountains and deserts and what not with a cheap digital camera from Argos”

But make sure it's got a nice gloss on it - that seemed to be the most important thing.

Honestly though - I have a few photographer friends and really you can get away with anything it would appear - just as long as you have nice cards made up saying you are so.
CXC3000
03-06-2010
Originally Posted by superboy:
“Not sure what I should do first though, smash a window and stick it in a frame? Or buy a canvas and throw 3 tins of paint over it? Apparently you can charge £4000 for it!”

cookie_365
03-06-2010
Originally Posted by superboy:
“Not sure what I should do first though, smash a window and stick it in a frame? Or buy a canvas and throw 3 tins of paint over it? Apparently you can charge £4000 for it!”

You remind me of my dad when I was watching TOTP in the 80s:

Dad: What is this rubbish? I could make a better record than that!

Cookie_365: Why don't you then?

Cookie_365: Ow!
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