Will BB5 see two (or more!) housemates get it together? Who do you think might succumb?

Will Michelle do the wild thing with Victor, Stuart or Emma? Maybe all three at the same time, it could be her porn audition tape?

Will Dan be getting the lubricant out for Stuart?

Can Ahmed resist Nadia's inflated chest? Does a sex change include a hymen?

Or will traditional British reserve get the better of even this eccentric group?
Last edited by Not So Serious : 31-05-2004 at 06:47

Well according to a thread on ch.4 forum its already happend last night! but of course it came from the daily mirror which hasnt been updated on line as yet but I would have thought someone on here would have spotted it if it did happen

Michelle won't shag anyone. She's don't-touch-just-look. I think she'll be the biggest disappointment of BB5, promising so much and delivering nothing.

I don't think it will happen but if you want to place a bet then maybe Vanessa would be a sound each way bet according to the latest news :-

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds6179.html

Kitten and Victor in the bedsit...

I just think there will be one big orgy

u hope there'll be a big orgy

Not really, I don't really fancy seeing half the housemates naked

You saddo. The chances of a big orgy are about the same as an Ahmed+Kitten+Victor love triangle...

Which half would you like to see? Top or bottom?

To be honest there's no one i want to see naked, I was being sarcastic and so what if i am a "saddo"? lol

wouldnt put anything past these housemates once the drink takes over, victor is a "any holes a goal" type of person, ahmed wants to fit in and kitten will need some fags at some point

i think Marco will shag Trevor (nadia)

I don't think there's enough drink in the world to make kitten an attractive option.

trevor? was that her name as a man? where did you find that out? i am so out of the loop

Yeah, anyone getting off with Nadia's in for a Jerry Springer moment...

Oh Nadia is funny tho she is so over the top i can imagine her on Jerry.

It worries me that I spotted Nadia's adam's apple straight away. I watch far too many chat-shows...

nope - i just call her Trevor - coz it's fun

TrannyTrev

jerry springer"(insert name here) i bet you're wondering why you're here today in chicago on the jerry springer show, known for outrageous confessions about who you've had sex with well do you remember this face?

*out comes nadia to cheers and whooping*

J"hey nadia"

Nadia"hello jerry how are you"

J"im fine thanx how long have you and (insert name) been together"

N"we met on TV and have been together ever since"

*crowd goes aaaaaawwwwww*

J"well you have a confession dont you nadia, why dont you talk to him"

N"well (insert name) i really like you but theres something i forgot to tell you......i used to be a man!!"

(insert name) goes mad crowd goes mad starts chanting jerry, security make their appearance classic episode

i think Victor will have a pop at the statue

Getting back to the subject matter of this thread. It's unlikely there will be any penetrative sex as none of the Women would go for it. Vanessa was the most likely, but she is very choosy and I don't think she will choose any of these guys. Michelle and Emma will have the usual working class prejudices about sex it this sort of situation. Shell just won't be interested.

well thats straight sex out the window - but gay sex is still a possibility lol

victor will bend over in the shower and *bang* his nightmare will come true.

dont see it happening - for that he has to get naked and show his nipples and his mum will have a heart attack if she sees them