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The Secret of tabloid fame - according to Michelle
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maelstrom
01-06-2004
Michelle has decided that her best bet to appear on the front page of The Sun is to arrange a bout of topless mud wrestling...

Classy woman

btw Kitten is all for it (so much for feminism!)
Mr Blonde
01-06-2004
Kitten wants the attention more than michelle does...she does all the punk 'you hate me and i dont care' rubbish to get noticed...
father
01-06-2004
Hey, Mr Blonde, do you reckon Miss Anti-capitalist will sell her story to the tabloids once she is booted? Oooh.... it wouldn't surprise me. Maybe she can use the money to buy a personality.
baileybots
01-06-2004
look at jordan a rich woman who knows what her commodity is stripping off and showing her boobs so why shouldnt michelle do the same, good on her if a mag wants to pay her for flashing a bit of flesh
Mr Blonde
01-06-2004
She will sell her story to the papers and then donate 25% of her earnings to charity to try and keep some credibility...
Gaz22
01-06-2004
*sigh*

I'm sick of this Kitten bashing. Every topic I seem to enter (which has nothing to do with Kitten) always ends up with Anti-Kitten statements.
Mr Blonde
01-06-2004
I know how you feel gaz...jade gets a lot of undeserved criticism...the only problem with kitten is that she deserves it...
Gaz22
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by Mr Blonde:
“I know how you feel gaz...jade gets a lot of undeserved criticism...the only problem with kitten is that she deserves it...”


Tell me how she deserves it? I've asked this a few times and no-one has give me an answer. Why does she get under a lot of people's skin? I'm not a die hard fan of hers but the anti-kitten stuff around this place is slowly but surely making me defend her.
Coljj
01-06-2004
Big Brother 5: TBFTC
brunobrookes
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by Gaz22:
“I'm sick of this Kitten bashing. Every topic I seem to enter (which has nothing to do with Kitten) always ends up with Anti-Kitten statements.”

He-he, replace the word "Kitten" with "Cameron" there and you'd think it was 2003. Replace with "Alex" and it's the year before. This happens every time.
craigh
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by Gaz22:
“Tell me how she deserves it? I've asked this a few times and no-one has give me an answer. Why does she get under a lot of people's skin? I'm not a die hard fan of hers but the anti-kitten stuff around this place is slowly but surely making me defend her.”

I'd rather have a night out with Kitten (or the lovely Emma) than with this Geordie twit that's for sure.

People aren't used to talking about politcs any more are they, maybe people don't think they can talk about politics any more, thinking 'issues' are just too complicated these days - maybe that's what turns them off Kitten?
Gaz22
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by craigh:
“I'd rather have a night out with Kitten (or the lovely Emma) than with this Geordie twit that's for sure.

People aren't used to talking about politcs any more are they, maybe people don't think they can talk about politics any more, thinking 'issues' are just too complicated these days - maybe that's what turns them off Kitten?”



I agree (although I do hate Emma with a passion ).
maelstrom
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by craigh:
“I'd rather have a night out with Kitten (or the lovely Emma) than with this Geordie twit that's for sure.

People aren't used to talking about politcs any more are they, maybe people don't think they can talk about politics any more, thinking 'issues' are just too complicated these days - maybe that's what turns them off Kitten?”


unfortunately, 'issues' seem a bit too complicated for Kitten too
KADEO2302
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by craigh:
“I'd rather have a night out with Kitten (or the lovely Emma) than with this Geordie twit that's for sure.

People aren't used to talking about politcs any more are they, maybe people don't think they can talk about politics any more, thinking 'issues' are just too complicated these days - maybe that's what turns them off Kitten?”

Kitten is a rag-bag of ideological claptrap assimilated from a diversity of badly-written pseudo-political rally handouts .....

Emma is just thick (oink oink) .....

Michelle is a genuinely warm-hearted person with the gift of common-sense ..... she knows that "fame" is fleeting - get it while you can - I certainly WOULD prefer a night out with her - it wouldn't be embarassing or boring !
maelstrom
01-06-2004
I've nothing against Michelle particularly, but her idea of fame is breathtakingly banal - topless mud-wrestling, talking about being horny (and then wondering what sort of headlines that will make) - they're just so cheap
GonzoTheGreat
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by maelstrom:
“Michelle has decided that her best bet to appear on the front page of The Sun is to arrange a bout of topless mud wrestling...”

Smart girl !

Lets just hope she doesn't get the idea that being the first to have sex would get her there as well - poor Marco is going through enough trauma already.
craigh
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by KADEO2302:
“Kitten is a rag-bag of ideological claptrap assimilated from a diversity of badly-written pseudo-political rally handouts .....

Emma is just thick (oink oink) .....

Michelle is a genuinely warm-hearted person with the gift of common-sense ..... she knows that "fame" is fleeting - get it while you can - I certainly WOULD prefer a night out with her - it wouldn't be embarassing or boring !”

What?! Michelle sulks when everyone isn't looking at her. Warm-hearted? I think not. Petulant, spoilt, self-centered yes. She's still at secondary school I think.

Of course Emma is 'thick' - but there's worse things to be than that

I'm not saying Kitten is a great philosopher, but she does challenge people - by daring to talk politics, a big no-no these days isn't it. I'm betting Alistair Campbell absolutely shares your opinion of her.
Wireman
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by father:
“Hey, Mr Blonde, do you reckon Miss Anti-capitalist will sell her story to the tabloids once she is booted? Oooh.... it wouldn't surprise me. Maybe she can use the money to buy a personality.”

Too late. Her dad has already taken a fat cheque off the Daily Mail to spill the beans on her complete lack of edgy London vice girl experience.

He had to remortgage his house to fulfil her (right-on, totally anti-fascist, yeah) demand to go to a £12,000-a-year public school.
KADEO2302
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by craigh:
“I'm not saying Kitten is a great philosopher, but she does challenge people.”

She's as challenging as a used condom - how do you get rid of it ......
craigh
01-06-2004
Bet ya Jimmy Corkhill likes her.
Alrightmate
01-06-2004
Huh?
Jimmy Corkhill?
The Brookside character????
Papyrus
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by Wireman:
“...£12,000-a-year public school.”

And what is there really to show for it, like?
Wireman
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by Papyrus:
“And what is there really to show for it, like?
”

An ability to witter loud and long about nothing very important at all.

Interesting that it's the two public school FPs (Kitten and Stuart) who are fomenting the comedy "revolution".

"I wanna be like common people" indeed.
craigh
01-06-2004
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Huh?
Jimmy Corkhill?
The Brookside character????”

Sure, the last bod to have the bottle to talk personal politics on British television, before Kitten.

Bet ya Phil Redmond and Jimmy McGovern like her.

I'm pitching for the Alistair Campbell role in Kitten's new political party
Alrightmate
01-06-2004
Oh, right I get you now.

Yes, some people think there's something taboo about talking about politics. They look away and try to change the subject by talking about the weather or something.
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