He's trying to convince Michelle how desireable and sexy he is and how in Bars and Clubs Women are always approaching him. Is she naive enough to believe all his crap?

She's as thick as pigshit.

he is completely deluded isn't he

she won't believe him , she's geordie so she's a canny bint

Victor is one very very sad person - "U No Wot I'm Sayin' "

LOL say what you mean love

Poor Victor, he's just been called to the Diary Room. It will mess up his make on Michelle.

No doubt he'll try again