Why don't you let rip and really say what you mean Fed?

Maybe a little harsh in parts but IMO a good assessment of the HM's with the nice level of humour.

"VANESSA

Attention please ladies and gentlemen, this is the fittest bird in BB history. Forget Kate Lawler, Anouska and Alison Hammond. Now, if she would only keep her mouth shut and stop talking about positive energy fields"

Can I quote this or is it copyrighted.

Phwooooar! Agreed.

It's all right mate, Joan Burnie cannae spell either.

Save £28.60 on D&G sunglasses? Not bad.

i thought lisa was the fittest?

Nooo.. Warm, fuzzy, infantile, needs shooting , says "I Caaaant" in a whiny voice and is very stupid.. Bring on the orange sauce

I know what your saying about it being overly harsh but I feel I censored myself well. Thanks for the advice though.

you've got the attention span of an emma

I don't know the type of people who read the Daily Record (I remember my Grandpa reading it years ago for 'The Broons') but your comment that Vanessa 'Is the fittest bird in BB' I found a tad too unworthy of your language skills

Jason has also seen through Emma's fake persona from day two (Whilst she was singing during the live task) He asked her if she was in there for a record contract. The singing has promptly stopped. He also commented to Victor that all the bi-sexual revelations were a load of bullshit to make herself seem interesting to the other housemates and the viewers.

Your comments on Nadia are a tad (dare I say it) controversial

Oh myself and my brothers are half Italian! They'll so hate that comment!

I think Jason's sexuality should be touched upon. The rest is great. Loved the Victor and Michelle pieces

The woman is a fountain of knowledge.

Another quote:-

"MICHELLE

Girls like Michelle can be found in night club/cattle markets and at 4.30am trawling city centre alleyways, face buried in chips and cheese. Repressed, repulsive and repugnant. All-in-all, the quintessential Geordie s*****r."

I'm not saying I'm disagreeing with you or otherwise, seriously though, is that going to print?

Well, it's Fed's column so I needed something interesting to read...

She's a fountain of something.

they were in the sunday post

[quote=Juliana]I don't know the type of people who read the Daily Record (I remember my Grandpa reading it years ago for 'The Broons') but your comment that Vanessa 'Is the fittest bird in BB' I found a tad too unworthy of your language skills

Over half of my ideas are rejected as they feel it will go over the readership's head. I have to play to my demographic.

most of it's readers buy it for the sport
so you could try some sporty analogies

How would you feel living in the BB house with Marco Fed?

I'd be interested to know what ideas were rejected?

Thank You thms

Maybe it was 'Our Wullie' Was there sure a thing?

that was also in the sunday post

should juliana be spelt guiliana?

It really should be Giulia Describes me perfectly

of course ~ 'i' before 'u'
i had forgotten how to spell my zia giuliana's name, oops

I would brush my teeth with Michelles poo.

Loved your work on BB4[great philosophy],Fed and nice to see you have this newspaper column.I don't agree with all your comments there but that's healthy!

Interesting that you dont go a bundle on alex/stuart who i think are great.And i think you and jon tickle are great.So theres me putting alex and stuart in an all-time top 12 BB along with you and jon! Yikes

Please dont tell me that you didnt like Mr Lydon[who i'd have as guest member of best of BB house ]

Up the gunners!
btw this year is your big year[astrologically] being monkey.So hope the column is start of something big for you.