I'm probably the only person here so unless there are any objections.......nope.......right good, I shall create and sing a mash up!!
A boy went back to Napoli because he missed the scenery
the native dancers and the charming songs
but wait a minute somethings wrong...
76 trombones lead the big parade
with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand
they were followed by rows and rows
of the finest virtuosos
the cream of every famous band....
There were copper bottom timpani in horse platoon
thundering, thundering all along the way
double bell euphonium and big bassoon
each bassoon having its big fat say....
Ho ho ho you mixed up Siciliano
Hey mambo, mambo italiano, hey mambo, mambo italiano
try an enchilada with a fish baccala
hey mambo, mambo italiano, hey mambo, mambo italiano
E lo che se dice you get happy in the pizza when you
MAMBO ITALIANO