ah, here we go. You're now live on channel four. Please don't say f*** or b***er. I'm having a baby for crying out loud! [Imitates Davina]

But seriously, if/when Kitten gets evicted who will we talk about and where will the house action come from? The "playmate" gang? Victa da gangsta? Think before you vote.

wheres ahmed gone

no it's more like

'You break the rules and SOMEONE else gets punished'

Marco and Emma talking toss again :/

Is it me or are the ad breaks happening more often than normal??

Wow...339 posts. BB5 has really unstuck my posting.

Trouble is that they have kind of guessed that it's all a build up for the evicion on Friday - But it has seemed to have taken their minds off the fact that it's a Fake eviction!
So they may be crowing and saying it's just to evict someone on Friday - but they DO think someone is going!

So great if they pick Victor - he then goes ballistic and tourches the place and all for no reason as he isn't being evicted!

This is getting funny !!!

They're longer too.

Ummm can we get back to you one that?
Just watching the Chinese Northerner for the 10,000,000 time!

Marco 'Tell us a joke?'
Kitten 'Bush, no BB4'
sound cuts

BB wants Kitten in there. Why? They need her to be up for the vote - think of the revenue as untold millions flock to get her off their TVs at all cost! To stir it a little further - what about the Friday meeting being told they must evict one HM to fulfill their punishment but that it must not be Kitten. How do you like that for an idea?

Yes they seem to be happening more than usual.

Be honest....

Would you not tune in to see the other HMs reaction to someone having to walk because of kitten?

They really shouldnt have students on the show.

Oh I really wanna see how they handle it.

Victor: "Some people don't eat meat" STATEMENT "Innit" QUESTION - Which is it Victor??? Innit!

Emma would feel 'shite (no e) if she was asked to leave'

She's here for a laugh.

Opps my E4 has gone off

Well Kitten could have redeemed herself a little tonight by standing up and taking responsibility for potentially f***ing it up for another HM. Instead she has been whining on about it not being her fault and BB planing this from the start. And that line isn't even original - Ahmed told it to her earlier on!

Producers meeting tomorow morning perchance?

I think it would be too funny to see Vanessa kicked out for this for real, no fake eviction. She has been trying to hard to be everyone's friend...

You think she would invite Kitten over to hers after the wrap party??

I think most combinations are funny as no one is going anywhere! But they will be talking about them!

Cowface goes she will see what they really thing of her!!! -WIN

Victor goes (WWIII) and then takes out Cowface - WIN!

Anyone else with Cowface - WIN!

Anyone else with anyone else - WIN !

So it going to be a Funny Win win win all the way! Can't wait!

This one should be a REAL eviction Smeago, as this eviction is un-schelduled ( sorry spelling)

Kitten has caused this, and if they were to do a fake eviction, it WON'T appease the public too much, and to keep our interest, they need our backs up to a certain point.
Last edited by englishmisfit : 03-06-2004 at 01:17

A superb analysis Smeagol. But does this - gasp - mean the prods have got something right. Surely they can still seize tedium from the very jaws of entertainment...

Yes. Vanessa out for real. That'll show them all! (evil laugh)
Maybe they'd get the impression that she was chosen because she was so friendly with kitten. Now that would make for some interesting group dynamics as everyone rushes to distance themselves from her.


Of course, my desire for it to be Vanessa has nothing to do with her complete failure to be a proper naked chef.