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Old 03-06-2004, 14:30
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Is there any evidence that such a thing actually exists? Google only finds pages directly relating to Jason and BB, do we have any South Lanarkshire posters who may have been thwarted runners-up in this hotly-contested pageant?

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Old 03-06-2004, 14:32
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Jason's buttocks on your mind Bob ?
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Old 03-06-2004, 14:35
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Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??


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Old 03-06-2004, 14:37
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I don't wanna talk about it Bob - I have very bitter memories




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Old 03-06-2004, 14:52
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Originally Posted by kmac
Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??


I think Marco would win that one after his performance in the diary room las night
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Old 03-06-2004, 14:52
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Can't have - it'd be the South Lanarkshire 'Bonny Buns*' competition, surely?


*[Dialectal, hind part of a rabbit or squirrel, from Scottish Gaelic, stump, bottom, from Old Irish.]
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Old 03-06-2004, 14:54
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Yes it does exist. Jason won it the year after my granny, in 1946.

He was also voted the "Homecoming Queen" of Wishaw in 1951.

Quite a trophy cabinet, he has, by all accounts!
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Old 03-06-2004, 15:03
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Oh yes! It's on the week after The Biggest Boobs in North Lanarkshire.
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:07
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Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:15
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Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty
Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule
Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:21
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Hamilton Palace - Isn't that the best club in Britain or something?
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:22
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Originally Posted by Weegie Burd
Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.
Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:23
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Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty
Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.
Exactly
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:30
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Im glad Jason won the worthy title of Mr Arse, Hamilton Heat. He lives up to the title well. Oh when will they get a decent scot on BB
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Old 03-06-2004, 16:36
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WWJT? Those were the days!
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Old 03-06-2004, 18:17
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Seems it's all Porky Pies.
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Old 03-06-2004, 18:22
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There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.
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Old 03-06-2004, 18:46
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Originally Posted by floppyfreakster
There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.
If you'd ever been there, you'd understand why. There wouldn't be anyone to compete against. Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a competition of it's own.

Edit: to avoid any more horrible thoughts. Thanks Midspan, I think I feel sick myself now.
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Old 03-06-2004, 18:51
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HAVE PEOPLE JUST REASLISED WHAT A SPURIOUS TITLE 'South Lanarkshire's Best Buttocks' really is. I cannt believe anyone actually thought it was a genuine title. From the moment he was announced I thought it must be a chat up line. There must be some awfully gullible ladies in Scotland to have fallen for that.

BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion. Get my drift.
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Old 03-06-2004, 18:52
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Originally Posted by Weegie Burd
Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a fair few entries.
Pleeeease rephrase that. The thought of a load of Lanarkshire builders being entered is turning my stomach.
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Old 03-06-2004, 18:55
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Originally Posted by Midspan
Pleeeease rephrase that. The thought of a load of Lanarkshire builders being entered is turning my stomach.
I think I'd better edit it quick.
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Old 03-06-2004, 19:01
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Originally Posted by Hamlet77
BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion.
Steve Backley's missed out on yet another title then?

That Jason's got a right cheek* for fibbing away like that.

*and a left one.
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