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Is there really a "Best Buttocks of South Lanarkshire" competition? |
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Is there really a "Best Buttocks of South Lanarkshire" competition?
Is there any evidence that such a thing actually exists? Google only finds pages directly relating to Jason and BB, do we have any South Lanarkshire posters who may have been thwarted runners-up in this hotly-contested pageant?
Bob
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Jason's buttocks on your mind Bob ?
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Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??
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I don't wanna talk about it Bob - I have very bitter memories
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kmac
Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??
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Can't have - it'd be the South Lanarkshire 'Bonny Buns*' competition, surely?
*[Dialectal, hind part of a rabbit or squirrel, from Scottish Gaelic, stump, bottom, from Old Irish.] |
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Yes it does exist. Jason won it the year after my granny, in 1946.
He was also voted the "Homecoming Queen" of Wishaw in 1951. Quite a trophy cabinet, he has, by all accounts! |
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Oh yes! It's on the week after The Biggest Boobs in North Lanarkshire.
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Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule
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Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty
Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule
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Hamilton Palace - Isn't that the best club in Britain or something?
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Originally Posted by Weegie Burd
Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.
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Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty
Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.
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Im glad Jason won the worthy title of Mr Arse, Hamilton Heat. He lives up to the title well. Oh when will they get a decent scot on BB
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WWJT? Those were the days!
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Seems it's all Porky Pies.
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There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.
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Originally Posted by floppyfreakster
There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.
![]() Edit: to avoid any more horrible thoughts. Thanks Midspan, I think I feel sick myself now.
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HAVE PEOPLE JUST REASLISED WHAT A SPURIOUS TITLE 'South Lanarkshire's Best Buttocks' really is. I cannt believe anyone actually thought it was a genuine title. From the moment he was announced I thought it must be a chat up line. There must be some awfully gullible ladies in Scotland to have fallen for that.
BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion. Get my drift. |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weegie Burd
Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a fair few entries.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Midspan
Pleeeease rephrase that. The thought of a load of Lanarkshire builders being entered is turning my stomach.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hamlet77
BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion.
![]() That Jason's got a right cheek* for fibbing away like that. *and a left one. |
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