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Is there really a "Best Buttocks of South Lanarkshire" competition?
bob.stone
03-06-2004
Is there any evidence that such a thing actually exists? Google only finds pages directly relating to Jason and BB, do we have any South Lanarkshire posters who may have been thwarted runners-up in this hotly-contested pageant?

Bob
cruella de vile
03-06-2004
Jason's buttocks on your mind Bob ?
kmac
03-06-2004
Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??


Geeg
03-06-2004
I don't wanna talk about it Bob - I have very bitter memories




cruella de vile
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by kmac:
“Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??


”

I think Marco would win that one after his performance in the diary room las night
SunDried
03-06-2004
Can't have - it'd be the South Lanarkshire 'Bonny Buns*' competition, surely?


*[Dialectal, hind part of a rabbit or squirrel, from Scottish Gaelic, stump, bottom, from Old Irish.]
glowboy
03-06-2004
Yes it does exist. Jason won it the year after my granny, in 1946.

He was also voted the "Homecoming Queen" of Wishaw in 1951.

Quite a trophy cabinet, he has, by all accounts!
Annsyre
03-06-2004
Oh yes! It's on the week after The Biggest Boobs in North Lanarkshire.
Dykeolicous
03-06-2004
Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule
Golden Virginia
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty:
“Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule”

Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.
F'kinRight
03-06-2004
Hamilton Palace - Isn't that the best club in Britain or something?
Dykeolicous
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by Weegie Burd:
“Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub. ”

Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.
Golden Virginia
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty:
“Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony. ”

Exactly
Dykeolicous
03-06-2004
Im glad Jason won the worthy title of Mr Arse, Hamilton Heat. He lives up to the title well. Oh when will they get a decent scot on BB
Annsyre
03-06-2004
WWJT? Those were the days!
T--J
03-06-2004
Seems it's all Porky Pies.
jbrown46
03-06-2004
There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.
Golden Virginia
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by floppyfreakster:
“There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.”

If you'd ever been there, you'd understand why. There wouldn't be anyone to compete against. Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a competition of it's own.

Edit: to avoid any more horrible thoughts. Thanks Midspan, I think I feel sick myself now.
Hamlet77
03-06-2004
HAVE PEOPLE JUST REASLISED WHAT A SPURIOUS TITLE 'South Lanarkshire's Best Buttocks' really is. I cannt believe anyone actually thought it was a genuine title. From the moment he was announced I thought it must be a chat up line. There must be some awfully gullible ladies in Scotland to have fallen for that.

BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion. Get my drift.
Midspan
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by Weegie Burd:
“Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a fair few entries. ”

Pleeeease rephrase that. The thought of a load of Lanarkshire builders being entered is turning my stomach.
Golden Virginia
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by Midspan:
“Pleeeease rephrase that. The thought of a load of Lanarkshire builders being entered is turning my stomach.”

I think I'd better edit it quick.
Esterhaus
03-06-2004
Originally Posted by Hamlet77:
“ BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion.”

Steve Backley's missed out on yet another title then?

That Jason's got a right cheek* for fibbing away like that.

*and a left one.
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