Is there any evidence that such a thing actually exists? Google only finds pages directly relating to Jason and BB, do we have any South Lanarkshire posters who may have been thwarted runners-up in this hotly-contested pageant?
Bob
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Is there really a "Best Buttocks of South Lanarkshire" competition?
Originally Posted by kmac:
“Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??
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“Are you sure it was Best Buttocks and not the Biggest A*se contest??
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I think Marco would win that one after his performance in the diary room las night
Can't have - it'd be the South Lanarkshire 'Bonny Buns*' competition, surely?
*[Dialectal, hind part of a rabbit or squirrel, from Scottish Gaelic, stump, bottom, from Old Irish.]
*[Dialectal, hind part of a rabbit or squirrel, from Scottish Gaelic, stump, bottom, from Old Irish.]
Yes it does exist. Jason won it the year after my granny, in 1946.
He was also voted the "Homecoming Queen" of Wishaw in 1951.
Quite a trophy cabinet, he has, by all accounts!
He was also voted the "Homecoming Queen" of Wishaw in 1951.
Quite a trophy cabinet, he has, by all accounts!
Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule
Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty:
“Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule”
“Having lived in Hamilton for a few years I can understand why they would have a competition to find the best arse!! I found most of the ppl there generally talk from that area. Jason is no exception to this rule”
Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.
Originally Posted by Weegie Burd:
“Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.”
“Certainly sounds like something that'd be held in Hamilton Palace nightclub.
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Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.
Originally Posted by IckleMissScotty:
“Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.”
“Oh definitely!! Thing is they wouldn't get the irony.
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Exactly
Im glad Jason won the worthy title of Mr Arse, Hamilton Heat. He lives up to the title well. Oh when will they get a decent scot on BB
Originally Posted by floppyfreakster:
“There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.”
“There isn't one according to BBLB's investigation and the guy's best friend.”
If you'd ever been there, you'd understand why. There wouldn't be anyone to compete against. Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a competition of it's own.
Edit: to avoid any more horrible thoughts. Thanks Midspan, I think I feel sick myself now.
HAVE PEOPLE JUST REASLISED WHAT A SPURIOUS TITLE 'South Lanarkshire's Best Buttocks' really is. I cannt believe anyone actually thought it was a genuine title. From the moment he was announced I thought it must be a chat up line. There must be some awfully gullible ladies in Scotland to have fallen for that.
BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion. Get my drift.
BTW have I told anyone that I am the current Knowsley and East Merseyside javelin champion. Get my drift.
Originally Posted by Weegie Burd:
“Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a fair few entries.”
“Builder's bum or just general bum now that could get a fair few entries.
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Pleeeease rephrase that. The thought of a load of Lanarkshire builders being entered is turning my stomach.
