Ok even though just recently Kitten has started to get on my nerves, Stuart is the person who is the most annoying to me. And this is why-

He is basically a sheep dressed in wolves clothing, he is a total follow, theres nothing remotely interesting about him.

Everytime someone says something he will be the first one to go "yes lets do it", then when that idea turns bad he switches into blame mode and agress it was a bad idea.

He is just a card board cut out that wants to be painted with the same colour as everyone else. And sorry young girls, he ain't the "BB" type for me!

And this whole him and Michelle business is most deffinately fake to the core. He is only using that so he can:

A- Vent off any sexual tension he has that has been building up while he was in there.

B- Show the viewers that there is a reason for keeping him in the house because he is promising the viewers a bit of a romance. And frankly guys, there really is none. Even Michelle is on the game, not literally of course guys.

So I honestly do hope that Big Brother will evict Stuart because frankly, and i am only talking about my sensible self here, he hasn't done much at all expect follow others, and i can't stand follows!

And lets face it, he ain't much lost in terms of entertainment and interest.

So if he goes, i won't bother remembering him, because well, because!

I hope some people here would agree with me.

...and that's fair enough lala.

lala, for once I agree with you! Stuart is a waste of space who should be removed as soon as. You're spot on with your description of him as a "follow", if you mean he just appears to copy Kitten. That's all I've seen him do. He's so boring, and he keeps interjecting with stupid, witless comments. He is definitely the most vapid housemate for a very long time.
Last edited by brunobrookes : 03-06-2004 at 23:53

You obviously forgot last years lot.

mmm, yes Staurt does seem more suited for BB4 then BB5!

Boring, a follower and has no mind of his own.........Yes BB4 it is then

I haven't seen enough of him to judge really. I don't see him getting nominated any time soon though.

I'm hoping that he is saving all his energies for a later ignition...
...here's waiting.

He is pretty much this year's Scott in the anonimity stakes, but Scott still had some sense of charm & wit about him, when he decided to do something. This guy is like the young Alan Partridge.

lala, I agree entirely with your view of Stuart. He is out of his depth (shallow by anyone's standards) Anyone that can only "function" as part of a team (? Team Hanson) is not an individual. I remember people like him from the 1960s but in 2004 he is either re-running some one else's history or he is a complete and utter poseur. YUK.

Lala. how would this scenario be - tomorrow BB "chooses" to remove Stuart as "punishment" for Kitten's blue-star persistent naughtiness.

Cue much bawling and wailing - from the housemates, esp. poor Michelle who was clearly on a mission with Stu, and from Team Handsome himself who protests he's done nothing wrong (although, he is the other HM with formal warnings).

But... cunningly he's taken round the back and told he's now going to be BB's mole, holed up in the hideaway deciding treats and cold showers for his housemates. "Oh wow", says Stu. "That's wicked!"

In under a minute BB would have easily tamed Kitten's 1st lieutenant in the "rebellion" and pushed the Kirk-sideburned fop through a 180 degree about-face to become a double-agent - and straight-A's-Stu wouldn't even have the wit to realise it.

Think that would be my ideal scenario!

Bob

The grim thing about Stuart is that we are obviously doomed to his presence for weeks...

Stuart is a total muppet with his cheesy grin and foppish hair, lack of character and bland aura. I dunno, I look more like a cross between Dan and Marco (bald and skinny) so maybe I'm just jealous? haha!
Last edited by jwire1977 : 04-06-2004 at 00:42

yea but he got the 12-20 year old girl vote across the country

Only up to 20?

There's no way BB are going to let Stuart go (& if there's a random draw to evict a hm because of selfish Kitten's behaviour he also won't be chosen)

OK, he doesn't do much but he's serious totty in what's basically a totty free house.

Yes, the more I see of Stuart the more I dislike him. Even the sex tonight is just boring. Yawn. If either of them had a bit of personality, maybe it would be as great as it should be.

I fully support this view and have said before that Stuart is as significant as "fridge drone". Texting teen eye-candy, promises everything...gives nothing...and PLEASE, no more contrived romances...remember last year?

Stuart would be a good one to evict, as Michelle clearly needs sex several times a week she will be forced to find a new partner. That will provide more interest than just watching her spend the next 9 weeks trying to get Stuart to remove his pants in bed.

Also I fear for Stuart's psychological health if he builds up a pattern of failing to perform, which I can see happening a lot under the circumstances.

The guys haircut is a pathetic mess.

He is only supported by naive teenage girls.

I agree with you Lala. I will never vote for someone who has co-founded a group called "Team Handsome".

The ideal scenario (IMHO) is for Stuart to be faux-evicted tonight and forced to watch what happens over the next week or two.

Bwooooooooohahahahaha!

Time to open a book on how long the grieving period will be, I think. Next!

BBG <strokes cat>

Awwww you're all wicked. I think he is lovely.

Interesting comments here.Do remember that at 20 years old he's the youngest[and arguably most gifted] HM ever.The Stuart Appreciation Thread at over 100 replies and 1500 plus viewings suggests he has some merits.In fact rather alot.

The following seem to like him,so he can't be doing too bad:

EddyBee,stroop,ArtyAttack,mrfreeze,hilary,rachelb65,charizard,MrBlonde,Dryhumper,Midspan,Floppyfreakster,ludovica,
biomorph04,Porcupine,Pollyanna,andrewdav,singing muppet,closeupcurehead,Alrightmate,mitacond,da33431,thms.


He's both inhibited and open. which is an endearing combination to quote biomorph04. So true.

He's has suggested a few BB innovations already[the badge idea for one] A new Mr Tickle?
Been brave enough to support kitten at times.Big Sister was his idea and he was heavily involved in the suitcase revolt.
One of the first HMs to stay up late and provide the early risers/late sleepers amongst us with some conversation/ viewing.
Very prominent in the entertaining mud-wrestling.
Part of the lovely sunday afternoon make-up session with the girls.
Mixes well with HMs all,showing feminine side and his masculine side with Jason and Marco and Victor.
He shows interest in others,asking alot of questions,often quietly and unobtrusively.
Took on BB with the fridge lock incident and was hardly remorseful in diary room later.
Happy to clean up a la Steph and a mean cooker-top polisher.
Was the first HM exercising in the garden[first night/morning]

He's genuine eye-candy for many viwers and theres nothing wrong with that.Don't give him credit for that,it's how it is but please don't knock him for it either.

He's actually very honest about his limitations,like when he admitted yesterday that he's had life easier than most,something like "I've so NOT had it tough"

Alrightmate puts it well:
he was honest to say that he didn't have the balls to express himself as forcefully as Kitten.

Singingmuppet probably sums up the Stuart dissenters:
methinks there are a lot of posters jealous of Stuart. Brains and Beauty a great combination which the vast majority of people haven't got, therefore the dislike

Stuart is a great guy.Long live Stuart.To be both Mr Taurus and Mr Aries is rare. Won't elevate him to god status etc but I had to put the record straight here.You know it makes sense.

And finally.......

If you’re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

And doesn't he wear them well.

Brilliantly put Zzenzero

Thank you Porcupine.
The Stuart Appreciation Society needed a new home.This looks as good a place as any.