Marco - Was signed up as the 'Jack' character in the UK version of Will and Grace. Show bombs. Marco employed as the clapping sound effect on CD:UK

Ahmed will be doing a bunch of charity work

Jason- 3 words. Strip. Oh. Gram.

Daniel - Will have finished a four month stint on The Salon, where he almost took over from Paul, but didn't quite manage the coup.

Stuart - Back at Uni. Oh, and surprise surprise, he'll be making a mint after revealing he can actually DJ.

Victor - Still waiting for Quentin Tarantino to call. Meanwhile working on some 'believable British gangster project' with Guy Ritchie, And Vinnie Jones.

Vanessa - Presenting TV. Posibly with Abi Titmuss

Emma - Employed as JK Rowling's aide to help prevent writers block. The publishers keep calling.....

Michelle - She'll get her Page 3 deal

Shell - Married to a rich man.

Kitten - Currently filming the remake of Cigtizen Smith

Maria (sic) - In hiding.

Man, I loved that show. Freedom for Tooting!