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Is stuart a virgin?
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andy1973
04-06-2004
He is soo scared of Michelle I remember a stage of lacking confidence. Is he a virgin. Discuss.
Emma Wroids
04-06-2004
I doubt it. He's on national television with a girl who's probably quite ready to have sex with him right now. Pretty scary for a 20 year old.
ArtyAttack
04-06-2004
I dont know about being a virgin but I think he isnt that experienced and he has only just turned 20.
biomorph04
04-06-2004
is he another christian?
andy1973
04-06-2004
Nah he is hiding under that duvet like he is afraid of the unknown.
DryHumper
04-06-2004
But the unknown is lurking in that duvet, look out stuart!
biomorph04
04-06-2004
michelle is so pushy. let the poor man alone.
ArtyAttack
04-06-2004
I do fear for his safety if he gets seriously drunk. He wont know what hit him when Michelle pounces.
Posy
04-06-2004
Think his family are Christian so he's probably thinking what his Mum would say!
andy1973
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by biomorph04:
“michelle is so pushy. let the poor man alone.”


Keep pushing gurl its what the punters want. Go on make headlines and self respecting page3 girl would.
andy1973
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by Posy:
“Think his family are Christian so he's probably thinking what his Mum would say!”

Least his parents aint catholic I mean hes got the hair for a crucifiction. lol
Cha'mone!
04-06-2004
nah, he just has this mental picture of Michelle being 18 stones :yawn:
DryHumper
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“I do fear for his safety if he gets seriously drunk. He wont know what hit him when Michelle pounces.”

Brewers droop might save him
Coljj
04-06-2004
Is Michelle ready to offer herself up because she is a nymph or so she can gain notoriety? I suspect the answer is somewhere inbetween.

If anyone wants to give a breakdown percentage htat would be cool.
andy1973
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by andy1973:
“Least his parents aint catholic I mean hes got the hair for a crucifiction. lol ”


I take that one back a little bit blasphemous even for me
andy1973
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by DryHumper:
“Brewers droop might save him ”

ten weeks wont or was the film 9 week lol
ArtyAttack
04-06-2004
It may not happen tonight but Michelle is going to prove to be very persistent. The fun of the chase and all that.
piranhaville
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by DryHumper:
“But the unknown is lurking in that duvet, look out stuart! ”

She'll [insert appropriate adjective] and tell though. A moot point given the situation they're in, but at the present time she's more concerned with securing her status in the house amongst her fellow HMs.
DryHumper
04-06-2004
This whispering coverage is boring, cant they just switch back when she starts "goodying" him off?
Cha'mone!
04-06-2004
it's funny how the teeny txt topic changed from 'Will Michelle and Stuart get it on tonight?' to Who's sleeping where tonight. is it going to get saucy?' BB laying the odds already :yawn:
bob.stone
04-06-2004
Stuart may be only 20, but Michelle scares the hell out of me and I'm 33 - she seems the sort of lass who'd ring you up and you'd say "How did you get my number?", and she'd say "It's alright pet I rang the phone company and said you were waiting for a kidney transplant"... or, she's the sort when you're sat on the bus would turn up and sit next to you 6 months pregnant and say "it's yours", and you'd say, "but we never slept together!", and she'd say "Aye I know chicken, I extracted your essence with a syringe whilst you were knocked out by my rohypnol!"

You'd think at least one of Stuart's many A-levels would kick in at this point and suggest he run away?

Bob
bitezz
04-06-2004
I think stu is playing the voting game if he has watched before he knows that soon as something happens his votes will drop
be good if hes shown the door tomorrow - then watch her move onto victors clutches she wants that £100,000 from playboy
andy1973
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by bob.stone:
“You'd think at least one of Stuart's many A-levels would kick in at this point and suggest he run away?

Bob ”


Lmfaorofl v funny response rings errily true but I dunno I couldn't resist her despite the consequences.
hogpog
04-06-2004
Originally Posted by bitezz:
“I think stu is playing the voting game if he has watched before he knows that soon as something happens his votes will drop
be good if hes shown the door tomorrow - then watch her move onto victors clutches she wants that £100,000 from playboy”

i agree - mich & stu will keep the viewers "gripped" with their "will-they-won't-they" scenario until,,,,mmmm lets see....until after friday's "eviction" to secure at least another week in the house.

utter garbage, that's what i say. i'm sure viewers would rather see arguments than a bit of green-coloured-duvet-dancing.
Kevin_C
04-06-2004
They're kissing!!!
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