THIS IS BIG BROTHER, HOUSEMATES ARE REMINDED TO WEAR CONDOMS WHEN SHAGGING DORTY GEORDIE HOO-EERS (especially if they used to be a size 18)

Wash, rince, repeat.

On E4, the tabloids, BBLB, C4 and a bit more more tabloid press. Probably too late to make first editions now, though.

How sad does this make me then? I'm watching a thread about people talking about moving duvet covers!

heh, he didn't seem to be in there long, it must have been like "BB! BB! can I get some...." *noticing 10 pack of condoms on seat, waiting for him* "oh, right"

lol!!!! hehehee

From that camera angle, Marco has a large nose.

is that Dan in the next bed? he's definitely awake, listening to all the slobbering going on


(hmm.. as am i)

i just heard michelle say something about pulling pants UP

stu just said 'not tonight'

(for those without e4, they are reeeally whispering quietly)

She asked him to squeeze her nipple

stu just said 'stick your finger in my bum'

Actually with such a diversion going on, maybe he's figured it's a good time for a bit of sly chicken choking, with a bit of inspiration thrown in for good measure .

For those with the sound really loud to hear the whispering, be wary of the cut away to the ads and scaring yourselves to death

I think half the bedroom must be awake by now, why didn't they go to the love shack

ok.. i lied about that one! heheh

yeah... for some 'treatments'

Michelle said it instead?

Was going to go to bed about an hour ago but another beer and frantically refreshing the forum is much more fun. (for the record i only got 3 C's and a D for my A-levels and could therefore never dream of bedding a classy bird like Michelle *ahem*)

i t would be so funny if Stuart did 'a PJ' on her tomorrow morning, shunning her, then to go off and crack onto Vanessa

"eyyy, stuart lad, I only do smart lads, like, ya kno that, right? I'm nee slag, me like"

aye, she's a reet classie bord.

(i was about to go to bed too. but as it's me birthday, i think there's time to spin up another)

Crack onto Vanessa?

Go onto Vanessa's...dammit, just TOO GODDAMN EASY

I bet The Sun et al are pissing themselves now, having realised they've missed out on Tabloid Story Of The Year.

(Also, wonder what the IT^H^HOfcom will say about it all)

she really could have waited to friday night, couldn't she? Damned inconvient . Still, couldn't risk it to after the eviction I guess....

he's really is going to regret this, I think. when he looks back. i'm sure she's a lovely girl, but I doubt it;s the type he usually goes for.

he's lost his chance with any classy birds now, that's for sure! heheh hah

ITC/Ofcom won't say a thing. It's 4am! Well past the watershed and we haven't actually 'seen' anything lol