whoever that is next to them (dan or marco) is now lying facing them. you can see his eyes open slightly now and again (easy to see with the nightvision).


ooo.. stu just said 'sorry'

large sighs all round

Did I just hear him say 'sorry'? Maybe he couldn't perform!

They didn't have full sex - michelle just said "I'm disappointed we're not doing it", then said something about "if you're staying in this bed then..." maybe they didn't get a condom during that break

more like jizzin over the sheets! lol!

That's deffo Dan next to them.

ey up... what she doing down there? her breathing has quickened somewhat. ooO err!

Are you sure? I think Ofcom might have a few things to say about it, since there is every possibility this will be picked up by sh*tloads of tabloids, and most news programmes (Sky, ITV...). They might also want to prove themselves to be hard men of regulation etc...

Sorry, slipped into broadcasting geek mode there, back into Big Brother viewing perv at 3:45, I was going to go to bed but I may as well go downstairs and watch E4 for a bit. Are they showing the bedroom or the roof, as earlier?

just heard someone else move and knock something, but didnt seem like them two.. then Dan's eyes opened wide! ha!

he is so listening in.

lol! now he's picking his nose!

Well, so are we

you could say he has Stu's ring side seat.

Michelle: "I feel like touching myself"

Obviously Stuart's not doing the 'job'...

they didn't seem that bothered when it was TEENAGERS doing it! lol

or did they?

LOL...just reading some of the 'live updates' page...

"03.11: "Sounds like somebody's up and about," Michelle tells Stuart, adding: "You can have a squeeze of my bap too.""

"03.18: "I'm going to kiss you like you've never been kissed before," Michelle tells Stuart and proceeds to do so. Whether that's meant to be a good thing or not I'm unsure."

michelle jsut said "it might be a bit damp down there!"

hahahah

dan is picking his nose and eating it.

we've got to be due an ad break soon. mute buttons at the ready

Enjoy your live coverage, E4 may choose to censor come 5AM, when the watershed ends

/me is watching downstairs but is fearful to turn it up to hear the whispering for fear of waking everybody up with the ads :-\

sounds like Stu is giving her a helping hand.

(or possibly fist)

What a lovely thing to do. I bet it'll become this year's equivalent of the chickens: whenever something interesting happens, they'll cut to Dan's bogey-mining.

And vice versa.

(Hopefully not vice versa with the fist.)

oh well. I'm off to bed. enjoy the show.

whether they had full-on sex on not, is neither here nor there. But there is definitely 'sex' going on in there.

night night /morning !

It will get censored from 4:30am thanks to E4+1.
Hope they peak soon (Sorry couldnt resist crap pun).

I'm watching but can't work out whether he's actually boned her or not.

So the questions gotta be, is he doing a PJ this morning? Or are they now feverishly rutting in the snug with Marco watching?

Stuart emerged from the bedroom with a smile on his face, and michelle looks knacked. Stuart asked michelle not to say anything, but she told marco they hadnt had sex, but had had just about everything else !!