Slow up and down movements from 'er on top and a cut away! Quicker than teen BB I suppose. But why the cut away at 3am! £Who gets the £100,000? Him or her?

very quick eh

Still on cut away, must be at it like rabbits.

Just found a video of them on a forum http://s11.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=E...2E450EE86113D3 !!!!

Blimey, that was quick. 3 mins 33 secs.

Oops. My egg's done.

Let's hope hers ain't <GGGGGGG>

She just said "at least yu'v kept yer pants on". I guess they've not done it then. Or maybe she ment at least they're on so they can quickly be pulled back up.

Blokes pants have handy access at the front, doesn't really matter if they're on or off for a quicky <g>

They never did it!

If they did Stuart's reputation with the ladies is in tatters!

They didn't have full sex - michelle just said "I'm disappointed we're not doing it", then said something about "if you're staying in this bed then..." maybe they didn't get a condom during that break

did he have a condom? I didn't see him or her put one on (even apparently). Surely he wouldn't risk it without?...

People's inboxes are bursting with oscene emails every day (and no...its not just mine).

This is the most coy, tedious, artificial and pointless aspect of Big Brother.

*YAWN* *YAWN *YAWN*

"Your file transfer has been blocked. Most likely it has exceeded its alloted bandwidth"

Must be popular to exceed bandwidth in just 45 mins.

Great career move for the wannabe glamour model, eh

Well thats the end of that boring storyline.

we might as well vote them out now.

I too, think that they may have peaked too soon.

If they had a ounce of sense between them they should have done a paul and helen and dragged it out for a few weeks and got the paper talking all about the will they wont they do it storyline.

I think the key phrase there is "an ounce of sense between them". There are few dimmer bulbs in the house.