Is this true?

I don't know why, but I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

I guess that means Michelle is almost guaranteed of fulfilling the chance to become the porn actress she so yearned for.

And now that the first shag was a coy affair,...I imagine that in 4 weeks or so they'll be really going for it.

Cool.

God, I hate Michelle.

She just did. Won't be another opportunity to bag £50k for 10 minutes work, though.


Ewww! I'd rather watch Kitten smash the furniture to be frank.

They are really getting it on at 3:00 am, oh geez

This is for anyone that gets frustrated by the numerous garden shots and actual poor coverage of them...

http://www.mortystv.com/cgi-bin/media/stream.cgi?m016

its like watching the poor boy being seduced by his sex crazed aunt at christmas or something.

Her exercise video won't be on sale in Smiths I reckon. On the other hand I bet some producer is thinking even now that she could do one of those "How to ...." videos for christmas. Oh dear.

Michelle, why are your hands so soft?

"I use Fairy Liquid!"

ROFLMAO

LOL, Didn''t even make his alice band slip

It's a pity the nationals have already gone to press.

Erm.......What do you think about what's going to happen now?

The tabloids are going to rip her to a million pieces aren't they?

They'll make the Jade Hate campaign look like a picnic.

Does anyone else think that the tabloids are going to try to completely demonize her?

I like things to be extreme in BB itself,..but I don't want to see the destruction of Michelle by the media circus.

I hate his Alice band!
On a separate note, I miss Spencer. That was true fineness. Stuart is nothing in comparison. Spence was just cool.

That's the irony - she thinks this will run in her favour.

That has nothing to do with either Michelle or Stuart.

just heard "have u took your pants off? ooh u have, i love you" followed by "its so hard"
"i anticipated that we would do it" "do your feet dangle off the end of the bed?"all said by michelle and followed by some oral action add to this the soon to be classic "it might be a bit damp down there"
and dan either has intense "r.e.m's"orhe saw the whole thing!! today should be v.interesting!8

I dont think she was doing this just for the money, did you see the look of animal lust in her face last night. She was gagging for it and desperate to devour Stuart. Great stuff, well done BB for setting it up, this years is the best yet.

I can believe that Camdenmark,

She said on her tape on the opening night of BB that she was heavily into porn and sex,..and I think she even said she would do porn.
She comes across(sorry) as a very horny woman anyway.

Doesn't sound like Stuart managed anything in the end, but Michelle got some sort of resolution by hand.

As usual, Victor ruined it. That's a good example of a "dog in a manger". I bet even if they'd gone to the hut he'd have followed them and coughed through the window.

I wonder why they chose the crowded bedroom in which to have their 'encounter'? Wouldn't the room by the pool have given them more privacy?

I think the treatment room has full lights on all night

Well whatever happened (and boy am I happy I left the video recording when I went to sleep at 2am) it's how they deal with each other that I think is most important.

Without hearing what happened I'd say lots of oral stuff but no actual penetration

lets see if it becomes a cringing moment like PJ when he realised what he did

have a feeling one or both will regret this

Ahh yes. No doubt to discourage people sleeping there.

that was f*****g great tv last night! the whole build up and everythin was gr8! she was definately givin him head at one point! anmd there was a hell of a lotta movement under the duvet near their 'private regions'