(sorry if this bin said already cant b arsed to read other posts)

did any1 else hear michelle say to stuart somthing along the lines of 'we'll have to go into the love shack and ill teach u a few tricks'. i heard the words 'i'll' 'new tricks' and 'loveshack' ooooo more action 2nite!

what do people think they're gunna be like when they wake up? is it going to b awkward? hmmm discuss

I hope he doesnt do a PJ on her, they're really sweet together

Good luck to both of them.Adds to the variety and spice of the show.Both monkey[michelle] and stuart[rat] are reknowned as the doers and adventurers and these two sure got things done.Monkey as a metal energy has the capacity to carry rat[a water element] to new heights.More is yet to come no doubt.
Well done Stuart and Michelle.People wondered about this aspect of BB and it seems they have delivered.I also enjoyed the very frank sexual conversation that all 12 HMs participated in circa 11pm.A nice build up to the night's events there.
Woodstock still a possibility here and liberation certainly.

yeah they'd make a really sweet couple outside BB but theyre both young so i dunno if thats gunna happen. i hope they stay in for a while longer because things cant run smoothly for like 10 weeks gthey mite hav a bit of a lovers spat

Is this the first time someone has had sex?
Why are some people getting so excited about it....

What I can't understand, is that BB apparently wanted sex in the house this year...but then they proceed to cut the live streams? Doesn't make sense to me.

Mayber they wanted to save the juicy bits for 2nite

I wouldn't mind her juicy bits....

maybe it'll be for an uncut DVD. the need for sex in BB is just for tabloid coverage, as they never show owt.

When you compare the did they didn't they news item on the official site with the WONDERFUL transcription on here (which I only just read) theres no doubt which in a way is great.

The dvd will have the tag 'The Whole Unseen 11 Minutes of THAT night"

I'm just wondering what are they going to be like today, will the others talk about it (especially as several must have been listening/watching) and also is this a one-off?

I don't think the papers will rip her to shreds but I look forwards to seeing her parents reaction in them The papers will only turn if she starts flirting with anyone else.

None of the good stuff will be shown tonight (apart from maybe a grainy infrared pic on BBLB) and most of tomorrows highlights show will be the streaking/licking party that happened before. They will then end with some infrared footage, fade to black.

I really am disapointed with the E4 coverage so far. Lots of action last night and we kept on getting the cameras going elsewhere. Just another way for Endemol to make money on the DVD to come.

What will Mrs Bass have to say about this?



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I was saying this long before BB5 started all this obsession with sex is really rather pathetic as there is never gonna be anything shown, even the DVD will be heavily cut, and don't even think there'll be much on the highlights, kids will be watching and we can't corrupt the kiddies can we.

There was an occasion on BB France that two housemates had sex in the pool... can't remember which year. (Actually I think I have a video clip of it somewhere...)

Also it's happened in Holland I think.

Spot on.E4 and the highlights is just second division.
C'est la vie.Plus of course the Mary Whitehouse factor.For all Davina's inuendos,if a sex god came along,she'd run a mile.Please Mr Abramovich,buy out these Endemol charlatans.

I wonder if they will extend the show tonight?

Dan saw them, do you think he'll tell the rest.

Unlike many people, I do not watch the show in the hopes of seeing sex - and I was not watching last night!

However, I'm astounded at some of the people (not just in this thread) who are now labelling Michelle a slapper, and saying how much they hate her - why, for God's sake? I don't notice people saying the same about Stuart yet, presumably, he was there too...........

If two consenting adults wish to get together for sexual antics while on TV, then fine, all power to them, but let's stop with the tired old idea that Michelle has somehow made herself cheap by doing so. Maybe she did do it for tabloid coverage, but until you know more about the girl, how can you say with any authority that's the case, and she didn't just fancy Stuart and decide to show it?

I just interpreted that last bit as "ahmed was making a lot of movement under the duvet too because he was watching them" until I realised you spelt "and" wrong. I'm not reading straight, I need a coffee to wake me up.

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Good points, Little Ali. Although I think it's only fair to point out that most if not all of the people who are calling her a slapper now were calling her a slapper yesterday (and the day before) too!

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Yes she was definitely labelled a slapper before. It's not the sex function which makes a slapper, but the general behaviour - I can sometimes behave like a right slapper and never get sex.


Anyway they won't make a good couple outside the house as they are mismatched. Cute couple - maybe, but don't think the rest fits.

Do you think he mentioned his 4 A Levels at the time too?

Big Nana Bass would say " I told you all she's not a lesbian - she loves chugging c*ck!"

Good points, especially about the tabloids - they have got to be aware of the media coverage they'll be getting in the papers - anyone who isn't hasn't been paying attention for the last 4 years... and, if she's canny enough then she'll also know the whole "we'll pay X amount of money to whoever has sex first in the BB house" malarky.

If they do become a couple in the BB house, and I mean displaying affection for each other in front of the rest of the housemates, then they're likely to be forced out of the main group and fend for themselves - which means that when it's time for actual nominations they're both going to be up for eviction... and one of them will go. (let's face it, in the culture we have, the teenage girls will vote for Stuart to be kept in, leaving Michelle to be evicted... might not happen but it's highly likely in my view...)