Or whether he'll ask for a jumbo pot of live yoghurt on the shopping list...

FFS.... and I thought that attitudes towards women had improved in this country. Strange how no-one thinks Stuart is a slapper

Stuart looked terrified!!!!

I think he is scum. Blokes like him give the rest of us a bad name.

Excellent point prettyflowers.

I know it's not really a constructive reply, but I thought it needed backing up.

They are two adults who had a bit of hanky panky (and i dont think they had full sex). Why all the crude jokes about how much Michelle has slept around ?

I personally dont like Michelle as i find her a bit false, but i would NEVER call anyone a slapper !!

I'm giving the geordie slapper my vote just for performance

You are right - you are all right. It was unfair of me to cast uncertainty on her coital integrity. I apologise to anyone offended perhaps not in my own words, but by quoting those of Michelle herself...

03.11: "You can have a squeeze of my bap too."